Deeper, darker and nastier...

Chat History with Deeper... darker ... nastier... (#zemeister/$lynkster;184ef6db6e7c4ec)

Created on 2007-09-27 21:17:58.

2007-09-27

God: 18:17:35

Ryu,a summary of last week if you please...

Ryu: 18:18:13

Gawd.

God: 18:18:17

no...

Ryu: 18:18:19

We discovered this gnome

Ryu: 18:18:25

Tinwhistle.

Ryu: 18:18:28

He be a bard

Ryu: 18:18:35

And we had a big fight

Ryu: 18:18:38

a scary one

Ryu: 18:18:42

REALLY fucking scary one

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:18:50

Tint. Wears sunglasses, obviously.

Ryu: 18:18:53

with a demon assassin that can become invisible

God: 18:19:05

Ryu - it was teleport, actually

God: 18:19:10

but pray continue...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:19:21

Mr Fussy!

Ryu: 18:19:24

And I think he was really hard to beat.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:19:42

Lots of things went "boff" and "biff".

God: 18:19:42

he would have been really easy if Lotho had used  aparticular spell... but more of that in a moment...

God: 18:19:50

do you recall how the Demon was summoned?

Ryu: 18:19:55

Yea, candles.

God: 18:20:02

right

Tint Whistler: 18:20:04

Candle light... so romantic

God: 18:20:04

and where was he?

Ryu: 18:20:08

We did not kill the last shaman fast enough

Ryu: 18:20:14

in the altar room

Ryu: 18:20:17

3 shamans

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:20:20

Where's a damned candle snuffer when you need one, eh?

Tint Whistler: 18:20:24

Sweet kiss of a big fcking backstab

Ryu: 18:20:26

Indeed

God: 18:20:29

indeed

God: 18:20:44

so, you did some investigations before the throne room - in the big shaman's room

Ryu: 18:20:44

We got a spellbook I think?

God: 18:20:48

wherein you found a prayer book

God: 18:20:56

do you recall the contents of the prayer book?

God: 18:21:01

i.e. info concerning it?

Ryu: 18:21:22

Oh you know, I have been speaking for so long, I think it's fair to let someone else speak.

Ryu: 18:21:26

*cough cough*

Tint Whistler: 18:21:29

Grurrak -

God: 18:21:45

god damn...

God: 18:21:55

salient details of this grurrak chap are...?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:22:03

there was an important symbol ... three goggly eyes or summick?

Tint Whistler: 18:22:08

Their god was some stranger by the name of Grurrak

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:22:10

in red?

Tint Whistler: 18:22:29

Somehow related to Elvish

God: 18:22:32

two tears, Oryndiel... in red... and yes, the God is a stranger

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:22:45

eyes...tears....close

God: 18:23:22

so you are now in the altar room, and have slaughtered a Demon and some shamen, and are free to investigate the room and their dormitory, which opens into this room

Ryu: 18:23:28

oh thanks for the character sheet, just found it.

God: 18:23:33

however, before you do, I need to brief you on some things

God: 18:23:41

1) you all should have updated character sheets

God: 18:23:49

1 of Oryndiel's cohorts died

God: 18:23:59

I moved one of Ryu's to Tinterel

God: 18:24:03

so now Ryu has only 1

God: 18:24:08

all the cohorts gained a level

God: 18:24:15

I have adjusted them accordingly

God: 18:24:20

Ory's has a +1 magic mace

God: 18:24:27

Ryu's has a suit of +1 splint armour

God: 18:24:41

these things have not changed the cohorts much at all

God: 18:24:48

I wish to give you a few pointers regarding your cohorts

God: 18:25:02

first of all: now you have one each (except Lotho), they should be easier to manage

God: 18:25:14

secondly, when they gained a level I gave them a new level as a fighter.

God: 18:25:17

This does not have to persist

God: 18:25:27

they can gain levels as any of the character classes that their masters follow

Tint Whistler: 18:25:45

only if they can sing!

God: 18:25:46

so Tint's can gain levels as a bard; Ryu's as a monk or wizard; Ory's as a wizard or Ranger

God: 18:25:50

However!

God: 18:26:05

they may not have the ability scores for such changes, and it may make them more complex to play

God: 18:26:24

particularly, becoming a mage or bard means you have to manage their spells as well as your own

God: 18:26:29

so I recommend keeping them as simple fighters

God: 18:27:02

Also! Remember to give them magic items you don't use, and to pass on items of yours once you get better ones - if you get a +2 sword, for example, andyour cohort uses the same weapon, hand it on to him

God: 18:27:15

if you don't use it

God: 18:27:23

similarly for cure light wounds potions and the like

God: 18:27:32

it means you can make better use of magic items you find

God: 18:27:52

So, everyone should have a new character sheet in their email (or on tehir desktop if they are a real ponce)

God: 18:27:55

NEXT

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:27:59

oi!

God: 18:28:09

last week's battle was very difficult because you do not have GOOD ALIGNED weapons

God: 18:28:21

A good aligned weapon is a weapon which is enchanted to be a force for good

God: 18:28:30

such weapons do full damage against demons but are rare

God: 18:28:39

this demon would have gone down like a sack of shit if you had such devices

God: 18:28:44

therefore, you need to find them

God: 18:28:51

alternatively, Lotho has a spell which does the same thing

God: 18:28:57

so NEXT TIME you fight a demon

Tint Whistler: 18:28:59

Yay Lotho!

God: 18:29:00

use that spell!

God: 18:29:04

ALSO

God: 18:29:26

Demons have spell resistance, which makes them harder to work spells on than normal creatures

God: 18:30:02

there are feats you can obtain which make you better at penetrating other creatures' spell resistance. I recommend considering them if you are a spell user who wants to be able to use your spells offensively (that's mainly Ory, Tint and Lotho)

God: 18:30:07

(particularly Ory)

God: 18:30:26

Did everyone look at the articles I put up on the blog?

Ryu: 18:30:32

Yes.

Ryu: 18:30:36

No.

Tint Whistler: 18:30:48

damn I forgot... fast reading...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:30:52

Oops - not I ...

God: 18:30:57

...

God: 18:31:01

... sigh ...

God: 18:31:03

...

Ryu: 18:31:08

Babau?

God: 18:31:12

the blog contains a description of the Babau you fought, including its stats

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:31:21

Pretty pic!

Ryu: 18:31:28

I seemed to picture it differently

God: 18:31:33

it also has a description of the "Magic Circle Against Evil" spell which protected you at the start of that encounter

God: 18:31:41

and finally it has a summary of the adventures so far

God: 18:31:45

I will try to update more regularly

Tint Whistler: 18:31:46

Oh... yup I did read that. Very pretty.

God: 18:31:48

I will let you know when I do

God: 18:31:58

I aim to do a monster of the week and a spell of the week from now on

God: 18:32:02

also possibly a hint of the week

God: 18:32:05

SO

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:32:09

Hee hee!

God: 18:32:12

one last point

God: 18:32:21

you all failed to add 1400 xps to your cohorts a while ago

God: 18:32:25

I added them for you today

God: 18:32:32

Please keep track of the things I tell you!

Tint Whistler: 18:32:43

Aye aye goddy sir

Ryu: 18:32:48

I did though.

God: 18:32:54

You didn't Ryu

Ryu: 18:33:05

Probably didn't save. Or that he's now got 2800 points.

God: 18:33:06

had you done so your cohort would have been 1st level when you got him

God: 18:33:08

and he wasn't

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:33:14

Yes, sir! No, sir! three bags full sir!

God: 18:33:18

Also

Ryu: 18:33:24

Spankies.

God: 18:33:27

as of now a plague is spreading through middle earth

God: 18:33:33

it kills all elves within moments

Tint Whistler: 18:33:35

baa baa black sheep...

God: 18:33:37

they die in an explosion of pus

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:33:39

*cough sneeze*

God: 18:33:49

Right!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:33:53

Oh, that *is* unfashionable.

Ryu: 18:33:53

How ory-ble.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:34:00

hee!

God: 18:34:05

Now that we're rid of troubling ponces, here are the contents of the altar

Tint Whistler: 18:34:08

I hope it doesn't jump species

Ryu: 18:34:33

*snerk*

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:34:40

don't worry, I'll squirt my pus in Ryu's direction.

God: 18:34:51

silver sword


2 silver candelabra

1 candle

a severed human head (Dunlending) with the eyes plucked out and replaced by coins

Ryu: 18:35:10

ew, I don't want your squirts.

God: 18:35:16

(DM NOTE: just as Demons are immune to damage from non-good weapons, LYCANTHROPES are immune to damage from non-silver weapons)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:35:17

Who bagsies the head?

Tint Whistler: 18:35:19

< casts detect magic >

God: 18:35:30

Tint: the sword and the candle are magic

Tint Whistler: 18:35:50

Hmm... I wonder what happens if I accidently light this candle?

God: 18:36:02

wanna try...?

Ryu: 18:36:08

Geee, yea I wonder what happens if you light - *SMACK*

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:36:10

Ooo, the silver will be good for slaying that werewolfy in the north (or whereever)

God: 18:36:18

yes that's right

Ryu: 18:36:20

Bad gnome!

God: 18:36:21

silver is good

Tint Whistler: 18:36:32

ooch

God: 18:36:39

also I think Ory that your cohort uses longswords, so he could take htat weapon

God: 18:36:57

does anyone want to do an identify on the sword and the candle

Tint Whistler: 18:37:03

Sure

God: 18:37:22

okay

God: 18:37:27

the sword is +1

God: 18:37:29

and silver

God: 18:37:39

the candle is a Chaotic Evil candle of Invocation

God: 18:37:41

this means:

God: 18:37:56

if you are chaotic evil it enhances your conjuring spells while it is lit

God: 18:38:04

or alternatively you can use it to summon a demon

Ryu: 18:38:10

I can has Babau?

God: 18:38:12

clearly this candle is very evil

God: 18:38:15

Ryu: yes

God: 18:38:24

but without a protection from evil spell on you, it will just eat you

Ryu: 18:39:06

Oh noes.

Tint Whistler: 18:39:23

and the pus?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:40:07

(I've been in Japan too long ... did I miss the "I can XXX" phenomenon?)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:40:22

I can pus.

Ryu: 18:40:25

(You're lucky)

Ryu: 18:40:36

What about the candle labia and the severed noggin?

Tint Whistler: 18:40:43

whish - right over my head

Tint Whistler: 18:40:50

I guess I'm just too short

Ryu: 18:40:59

Tint: It's a really annoying baby-talk called Lolcats.

God: 18:41:02

someone can do an appraise check for the candlabra

God: 18:41:14

it is a simple golden candlabra

Tint Whistler: 18:41:35

not me - my appraise aint great

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:39

so cos we arent' chaotic evil, we can only use the candle for evil demony summoning?

Ryu: 18:41:43

I only have a 3 for appraise.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:50

me too

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:53

I'll do it

God: 18:42:04

Ory: yes, you can only use the candle for demon summoning

God: 18:42:08

not advised

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:42:24

12

God: 18:42:29

sorry, it's a silver candleabra, and its worth 220gps

God: 18:42:38

and there are 2

God: 18:42:46

one of which has the candle of invocation stuck in it

God: 18:42:53

so who is carrying that candle?

Tint Whistler: 18:43:09

< do we have to write this down? Or does someone do this for all of us? >

God: 18:43:11

you can destroy it by lighting it and making a successful "use magic device" check

God: 18:43:21

or by melting it with another candle

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:24

but isn't lighting it baddies?

God: 18:43:28

or in a pot over a fire

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:33

Can't we chop it into bits and flush it down the lav?

God: 18:43:39

Ory: that's why you would need ot make the "use magic device" check

God: 18:44:04

Ory: you can, but that won't guarantee its destruction, and there are no lavs with a flushing device in this neck of the woods

Tint Whistler: 18:44:08

I'm pretty handy with magic devicey thingies

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:44:15

Barbarians!

God: 18:44:20

Tint: you fuck up and you have to face another one of those Babau

Tint Whistler: 18:44:34

hmm...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:44:48

I'm -2, so don't ask me matey.

God: 18:45:00

... unless you want to fight another

Ryu: 18:45:08

I don't think so.

God: 18:45:12

incidentally you don't get xps for killing monsters you summoned yourself

Tint Whistler: 18:45:13

due to your pretty charisma - pussy face

Ryu: 18:45:20

What happens when we destroy it?

God: 18:45:24

it melts

Ryu: 18:45:27

thats it?

God: 18:45:31

yeah

Ryu: 18:45:39

hmm.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:45:49

I can't help it. God made me who I am  :( 

Tint Whistler: 18:45:50

Could we try to change it so that it does something useful?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:46:00

Or snip the wick?

Tint Whistler: 18:46:01

squirty

God: 18:46:23

Tint: a good dispel magic spell and you might be able to use it as a candle

God: 18:46:29

but dispel magic is 3 pps

Tint Whistler: 18:46:31

cool!

God: 18:46:33

light is 0 pps

God: 18:46:37

and any colour you want...

Ryu: 18:46:49

it's like the difference between dialup and broadband

God: 18:46:57

yeah

Tint Whistler: 18:47:01

So guys, what's the plan?

Ryu: 18:47:04

We should safely dispose of it I guess

God: 18:47:04

except in this case the dialup comes with a small risk of demonup

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:47:15

(btw, do we have to fiddle with our pps or other pointy bits, god?)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:47:25

We should destroy it, but I don't fancy the melting bit.

God: 18:47:26

they are the same as they were at teh end of last week, Ory.

Ryu: 18:47:49

We can deal with it later perhaps.

God: 18:47:51

so it's a choice: spend 20 or 30 minutes melting it in a pot in the big room where you fougth the spiders

God: 18:47:58

or light it and make a use magic device check

God: 18:48:14

that big room is on the way to downstairs, right?

God: 18:48:20

so it's someting you can do on the way

Ryu: 18:48:25

Lets dispose of it later. Evil's a foot.

God: 18:48:30

down...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:48:33

perhaps we shd melt it in safer surrounds as we could be interrupted

Ryu: 18:48:40

Yes

God: 18:48:47

No Ryu, Evil's a concept. Your foot's a foot

Ryu: 18:48:55

God: :P

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:48:59

With athlete's foot.

God: 18:49:01

And it's in your mouth...

Ryu: 18:49:12

What about Yorrick?

God: 18:49:21

Yorrick?

Ryu: 18:49:25

the head

God: 18:49:29

oh

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:49:29

Have we gone all Hamlet?

God: 18:49:32

not magic, just gross

Ryu: 18:49:37

oh

God: 18:49:43

but it's a religious item

God: 18:49:46

maybe you should desecrate it

Ryu: 18:49:52

skullfuck it?

God: 18:50:01

by like, putting a daisy chain about its head

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:50:04

I KNEW you'd say that, grosso!

God: 18:50:04

or something nice

Ryu: 18:50:04

what about the coins?

God: 18:50:10

2 cps

God: 18:50:12

bit messy

God: 18:50:15

worth 1/100th of a gp

God: 18:50:18

each

Ryu: 18:50:27

ory: hee

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:50:27

we could have a round of soccer ...

God: 18:50:33

btw everyone

God: 18:50:40

do you give Ory teh silver sword? He can use a longsword

Ryu: 18:50:44

yes

Tint Whistler: 18:50:49

Sure

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:50:58

t'anks

God: 18:50:58

Ory: you can in turn pass this sword onto your cohort

God: 18:51:11

It will not increase his attack rolls, but it will increase his damage by 1

God: 18:51:26

actually, sorry, that is not your cohort

God: 18:51:35

someone's cohort uses a longsword

God: 18:51:36

I think

God: 18:51:38

check

God: 18:51:53

otherwise Ory can use the sword - it's better than  his current one

Ryu: 18:53:19

So. Decision?

Tint Whistler: 18:53:28

it's ory's

Ryu: 18:53:38

I mean, do we move on from here?

God: 18:53:52

Ory has written it down

God: 18:53:58

Ory is now your front line Lycanthrope fighter

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:54:03

woof!

God: 18:54:08

He also has a potion of cure disease, which is useful after the fact...

Tint Whistler: 18:54:16

Wolf: 'tasty elf'

God: 18:54:17

and soon he gets to choose a favoured enemy, so ...

God: 18:54:57

btw, the shamen between them have 30gps and 3 potions of cure light wounds

God: 18:55:03

what do you do with that?

Tint Whistler: 18:55:21

I'd like one of the potions

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:55:32

I add the gold to the kitty.

Ryu: 18:55:34

I have a lot of cure light wounds potions.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:55:36

*tinkle*

Ryu: 18:55:46

I don't need them at this stage.

God: 18:55:46

Ryu: maybe you should give this one to your cohort?

Ryu: 18:55:51

Ok.

God: 18:56:04

Then maybe Ory can take the other?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:56:24

ok

God: 18:56:34

Ory: do you keep it for yourself or give it to your cohort?

Tint Whistler: 18:56:36

Perhaps Lotho could do with one, after all he did win the day for us

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:56:46

give it to cohort

God: 18:56:51

He's not here

God: 18:56:54

therefore...

Tint Whistler: 18:57:16

Ah... motivation - we should have the treasure division at the start of each session

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:57:25

put it in my napsack then

God: 18:57:25

indeed

God: 18:57:39

Ory, have you recorded the two 220 gp candlabra in the kitty?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:57:45

aye

God: 18:57:55

okay

God: 18:58:09

so do you go into the dormitory of the shamen? It's in the next room, you can see it from teh altar

Ryu: 18:58:51

*nods assent*

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:58:51

I'm up for it. listen check

Tint Whistler: 18:58:52

I assume it's empty - either that or their afraid of us

God: 18:59:06

roll your listen checks - 2d10

Ryu: 18:59:20

23

Tint Whistler: 18:59:47

16

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:59:51

27

Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:59:56

*waggles ears*

God: 19:00:05

Ryu, ory: you hear the blood of the rooms occupants trickling on the floor behind you

God: 19:00:08

i.e. it is empty

God: 19:00:11

gonna go in?

Ryu: 19:00:21

Yes

Tint Whistler: 19:00:25

hm... maybe if I stopped humming I'd hear more, na...

God: 19:00:32

you enter, being suitably cautious

God: 19:00:35

there is nothing in here

God: 19:00:41

just a few beds, a small skylight, some chests

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:00:45

Are their naughty mags under the beds?

Tint Whistler: 19:00:47

Search

God: 19:00:48

no

God: 19:00:50

roll

Tint Whistler: 19:01:14

An amazing 13

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:01:20

19

God: 19:01:32

Ory, tint: nothing in here

Ryu: 19:01:38

20

God: 19:01:47

Ryu: nothing in here

God: 19:01:50

so

Ryu: 19:01:55

Chests/

God: 19:01:55

shall we look at our map?

Ryu: 19:02:02

oh sorry

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:02:14

*scrabbles for map*

God: 19:02:26

currently you are in room 19

Ryu: 19:02:50

(where there hell is my map?)

God: 19:02:55

From here you have explored all of the building except room 22, where the Wargs are, and maybe the Werewolf room

God: 19:03:23

the stairs to the lower level are in room 18A, south of where you are by the wide corridor

God: 19:03:37

there are ORc guards in rooms 13-15, which you didn't disturb

Ryu: 19:04:06

(someone email me their map please? sorry kthxbye)

God: 19:04:38

sent file Hill Giant Map1.jpg to members of this chat

God: 19:04:45

sheesh...

God: 19:05:14

so, what's the plan?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:05:43

Now that I have a silver longsword, I'm in wolf slayin' mood.

Tint Whistler: 19:06:02

Sooner or later the other badies in this place are going to discover our presence. So perhaps we should pay them a surprise visit

God: 19:06:21

Sadly, it is a risk...

Ryu: 19:06:37

isn't everything?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:06:43

God, can ye give a rundown on the other baddies again?

God: 19:06:44

Boring though it is, you should probably at least clear out the rooms which don't link to this part of hte building

God: 19:06:48

okay

Tint Whistler: 19:06:48

Or we can sneak into the tunnels

God: 19:06:59

rooms 22-25, all wargs and their riders

God: 19:07:05

room 6: werewolf

God: 19:07:12

rooms 14-16, Orc guards

God: 19:07:35

Tint's alternative could be okay if you don't need to make a really serious fighting retreat

God: 19:07:51

But also, there is only one threat to you on this level, that is the werewolf

God: 19:07:59

Orcs are no threat - one fireball and they're all gone

Tint Whistler: 19:08:03

Or we could head to the Stone Giants by sky ship

God: 19:08:19

Tint: the main impediment to that plan is that you know that down below are slaves

God: 19:08:21

Dunlendings

God: 19:08:25

waiting to be turned into zombes

Tint Whistler: 19:08:33

Ahhh... yup

Tint Whistler: 19:09:05

Also I have this treasure map - and the treasure is down below.

Ryu: 19:09:29

Apparently that last orc says treasure lies in the warg rooms as well

God: 19:09:35

yes

Ryu: 19:09:38

then again he was an orc.

God: 19:09:42

an entire Orc tribe's treasure

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:09:45

We could 1) slay everyone 2) get loot 3) free slaves

God: 19:09:47

it is to be expected that it woudl be there

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:09:51

in that order

God: 19:10:05

ory: does 1) include everyone on this floor now? Or just everyone in your way as you go?

Tint Whistler: 19:10:14

Who to start with - Wolfy?

God: 19:10:20

Remember, it's likely that the Orc guards are going to wander here at some point

God: 19:10:24

on their way they will find:

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:10:26

baddis who could interfere with our loot seizing plans

God: 19:10:27

2 dead Trolls

God: 19:10:31

8 dead spiders and their riders

God: 19:10:34

their Shaman (dead)

God: 19:10:39

and all his little wizards (dead)

God: 19:10:47

the Hobgoblin captain ('dead)

God: 19:10:52

and about 12 Orc guards

God: 19:10:54

(dead)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:10:57

Maybe then we shd fireball orcies first?

Ryu: 19:11:01

Orcs can be taken out quickly. Perhaps we should eliminate them first?

God: 19:11:02

they may not contemplate further interference

Tint Whistler: 19:11:03

Hmm... we don't want them running downstairs and getting other Sharmen

God: 19:11:09

indeed

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:11:21

okay then...let's get some fresh orc!

Ryu: 19:11:22

I like the way you think, pus-oozing Ory.

God: 19:11:35

fireballing them would be easy - stand at the top of the corridor between rooms 15 and 16, yell some insults, and then unleash Lotho's staff

God: 19:11:42

Orcs dead, just like that

Tint Whistler: 19:11:49

just like magic

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:11:55

Bet you say that to all the elves, Ryu :P 

God: 19:12:01

Or... you could light the candle in the hallway, and close the door and go downstairs...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:12:10

OooOooooOoo...

Tint Whistler: 19:12:19

Oo can we do that with the werewolf?

God: 19:12:28

tint: ye

God: 19:12:29

s

God: 19:12:31

I think you can

Ryu: 19:12:37

We'd still have to deal with the Babau...

God: 19:12:46

that way you can go downstairs without wasting time on unnecessary room clearance

Ryu: 19:12:47

hopefully Lotho will be here by then.

God: 19:13:07

Ryu: he is a summoned Demon, in time the spell effect will wear off and he will return to his own plane

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:13:18

Can we barricade it in wolfy's room with bits of crooked wood?

Tint Whistler: 19:13:19

Yup  Lothos' spell on our weapons may make the Demon easier than the Wolf.

God: 19:13:30

Ory: you could

Ryu: 19:13:44

oh

God: 19:13:46

alternatively you could use Lotho's scroll of magic circle against evil over the stairwell going downstairs

God: 19:13:57

by the time the spell wears off, the Demon will have returned to its native plane

God: 19:14:08

no power points wasted, no effort fighting the werewolf

God: 19:14:13

no risk of lycanthropy

Ryu: 19:14:30

do we get the exp points from babau's killing spree?

God: 19:14:34

Ryu: no

Ryu: 19:14:40

ah

God: 19:14:44

but you get the convenience

God: 19:14:49

and the pleasure of knowing...

Tint Whistler: 19:14:54

and it's a great idea!

God: 19:14:59

and if you use a scrying spell, you can watch...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:15:13

and it gets rid of that dodgy candle

Ryu: 19:15:28

let's torch the orcs ourselves, unleash the babau on the wolves, grab popcorn, free slaves, get treasure, be a hero.

God: 19:15:36

who concurs?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:15:39

for sparta!

Tint Whistler: 19:15:44

Aye aye sir

God: 19:15:45

haru! haru!

God: 19:15:50

okay

Ryu: 19:15:50

banzai!

God: 19:15:51

so

God: 19:15:59

first you need to get the orcs out of their three rooms

God: 19:16:05

this is probably easily done with your pipe of sounds

Tint Whistler: 19:16:06

I can do that

God: 19:16:13

someone has that pipe - it makes lots of interesting sounds

God: 19:16:16

once they're out

God: 19:16:17

...

God: 19:16:26

yell abuse, drop the fireball at the end of hte corridor

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:16:26

Put on your dancing shoes, orky features.

Tint Whistler: 19:16:30

I'll impersonate the head Sharman

God: 19:16:32

it'll explode through all the rooms at once

God: 19:16:37

ooo, Tint... good idea

God: 19:16:44

but you probably don't need to

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:16:48

aye, brillopads! (clap) 

God: 19:16:48

teh fireball is a 40' radius

Tint Whistler: 19:16:53

yeah but it's fun

God: 19:16:57

okay...

God: 19:17:00

good idea

Ryu: 19:17:02

good ones.

God: 19:17:05

so how you gonna do that?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:17:06

Orc steak, coming right up.

Tint Whistler: 19:17:13

yum yum

Tint Whistler: 19:17:28

Alter Self spell + disgisue skill

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:17:39

I bagsy the crackling! :P 

God: 19:17:56

okay Tint, roll disguise, then go down there and call 'em out

Tint Whistler: 19:17:59

Do I speak their language? If not I have a spell - tounges

God: 19:18:03

Lotho can stand at the head of the corridor

God: 19:18:10

Tint, you speak black speech, it's cool

God: 19:18:16

roll your disguis

God: 19:18:17

e

Ryu: 19:18:21

I can mop up after youse all.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:18:35

And I can squirt at any escapees.

Tint Whistler: 19:18:40

27 + 10 = 37 from the alter spell

God: 19:18:55

okay

Ryu: 19:18:58

Ory: Ew. I'm not mopping after that

God: 19:19:07

the Shaman reappears in front of all you guys, and wanders off down teh hall

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:19:09

*squelchsquelch*

God: 19:19:12

What do you do, Tint?

Tint Whistler: 19:19:13

What's the plan.

God: 19:19:22

I assuem you are all standing in room 17

God: 19:19:41

tint, you need to get all the orcs into the general vicinity of the door to room 14, then get 40' away

God: 19:19:44

the fireball will do the rest

God: 19:20:00

they don't need to be precisely arranged though

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:20:10

I get my arrows out just in case.

Ryu: 19:20:17

"stand on the spot X'

Tint Whistler: 19:20:20

I call them out and get them to wait at attention as we have a surprise special guest

God: 19:20:28

just within 40' of that point will do, so if you tell them to organise in the hallway and hten walk away it should do the trick

God: 19:20:33

Tint: good enough

God: 19:20:34

go do it

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:20:41

A JK Rowling book signing!

God: 19:20:54

(A JK Rowling grilling more likely)

God: 19:21:01

Tint, youwalk to the rooms and give your instructions?

Tint Whistler: 19:21:15

Yup

God: 19:21:39

The rooms are filthy hovels, scattered with rubbish and roting food. Some of the Orcs are asleep, but when you enter they are woken quick smart.

Tint Whistler: 19:21:41

Huurg! Huurg! Everyone to me  you

God: 19:21:50

They do as you tell them without any protest, and soon they are all gathering in the hallway

God: 19:22:03

Now all you need to do is return to room 17, and Lotho unleashes the fireball, and they're history

Tint Whistler: 19:22:12

Wait here and look tough

God: 19:22:25

so you walk to the end of the hallway, and open the door?

Tint Whistler: 19:22:27

We have a special guest that needs impressing

Tint Whistler: 19:22:41

I march back to room 17

God: 19:22:51

You open the door

God: 19:23:07

Lotho sticks teh staff out and casts the fireball spell.

God: 19:23:11

who wants to roll for the damage?

Tint Whistler: 19:23:24

surprise - very special guest

God: 19:23:28

heh

Tint Whistler: 19:23:43

I'll do it - how many d6?

God: 19:23:47

8

Tint Whistler: 19:24:25

29

God: 19:24:36

okay

God: 19:24:47

a little ball of fire streaks down the hall and explodes right amongst the Orcs

God: 19:24:58

it flies so fast and is so well timed that htey barely have time to widen their eyes

God: 19:25:14

the explosion is so perfectly placed and so powerful that soem of the Orcs are actually incinerated

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:25:18

whizz bang!

Ryu: 19:25:24

Hmm... porky.

God: 19:25:31

the rest go flying through the air, smashing into walls adn doors and scattering body parts all over the hallways

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:25:41

a mighty boosh!

God: 19:25:49

after the blast has subsided all that remains is a scattering of charred bodies, some of htem still softly burning

Ryu: 19:25:54

Wow.

God: 19:25:55

you guys get 500 xps each for that

Ryu: 19:26:01

*slow applause*

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:26:03

Bravo!

God: 19:26:17

it would have been just 200, but Tint found a way to assure the event was done smoothly, so...

God: 19:26:21

next, the Werewofl?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:26:59

aye, I pull out my trusty silver longsword, just in case the wolfy is frisky and is knocking down the door before the wick is thrust in.

God: 19:27:05

okay

God: 19:27:07

this is even easier

Tint Whistler: 19:27:08

We have another special guest - wolfy meet demon

God: 19:27:25

all you need to do is light hte candle, open the door, and toss the candle as far inside as possible

God: 19:27:29

once lit, these things don't go out

God: 19:27:55

it would be wise for Lotho to cast the magic circle spell on the stairway as you are doing that. then you run back to the stairway, closing the door as you go

God: 19:28:00

the rest, as they say, will be history

Ryu: 19:28:10

Heheh... hehehe... heeheee...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:28:28

Mwa ha ha indeedy.

Ryu: 19:28:32

So Lotho casts spell?

God: 19:28:39

yeah

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:28:42

Go the Loth.

God: 19:28:48

and Ryu and ory do the candle throwing

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:29:03

Don't drop it, butterfingers!

Ryu: 19:29:13

what's the skill for demon candle throwing?

God: 19:29:18

so you two creep back through the Troll room to the double doors leading out of the east

Tint Whistler: 19:29:27

Also I've got the disguise still on, so I can walk ahead in the Troll room

Tint Whistler: 19:29:39

Make sure no ones there

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:29:44

Good thinkin'!

God: 19:29:45

you check thedoor is not locked, and Tint opens it to make sure no-one can be seen

Ryu: 19:29:46

good idea Biggus

God: 19:29:57

on the other side is a hallway leading to a room maybe 40 or 50' distant

Tint Whistler: 19:30:09

this is room 6?

God: 19:30:14

you can see a glow of ruddy light coming from a fireplace (out of sight)

God: 19:30:17

(yes Tint)

God: 19:30:19

you can hear voices

God: 19:30:24

a group of people talking

God: 19:30:32

Ryu lights the candle and tosses it into the room

God: 19:30:38

it lands near the entry to the room

God: 19:30:42

maybe 40' away

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:31:12

eek - so demon features can go elsewhere!

God: 19:31:14

you close the door and walk calmly back to the room you started from. As you close the doorway on the west side of the Troll room, you hear surprised yells from back the way you came

Ryu: 19:31:45

*grunts in satisfaction*

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:32:31

*jams iron spike in door from kit bag*

God: 19:32:35

okay

God: 19:32:48

door jammed, magic circle cast, Demon summoned, you retire to teh stairwell

God: 19:32:58

from now on your retreat is protected by a magic circle against evil

God: 19:33:08

could be useful if there is a demon downstairs

God: 19:33:23

also, for summoning hte demon and killing hte werewolf with it you get 1000xps each

God: 19:33:31

that is experience for destroying the candle creatively...

Tint Whistler: 19:33:37

Woo hooQ

Ryu: 19:33:47

yay

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:33:58

brillo!

Ryu: 19:34:00

we give thanks and praise to the Lord

God: 19:34:07

(Also a noteable point abou tthis - if the werewolf wins the fight, it will think the destruction on level 1 is the Demon's fault, not yours)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:34:07

and Yay tint for the fab idea!

Ryu: 19:34:08

(what? I'm a monk after all)

Ryu: 19:34:20

yes, bravo tint

Tint Whistler: 19:34:22

I wasn't my idea

God: 19:34:25

so, you go downstairs?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:34:43

great cover.

Ryu: 19:34:52

let us away

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:34:59

let's seek some treasure!

Tint Whistler: 19:35:02

Yup - shall I lead the way - my disguise lasts quite a while

God: 19:35:15

okay ... now

God: 19:35:17

when you go downstairs

God: 19:35:21

you do not have Lotho with you

God: 19:35:27

Lotho doesn't turn up until Emily comes online

God: 19:35:32

so Tint leads the way

God: 19:35:41

how much ahead do you go Tint?

Tint Whistler: 19:36:03

How straight / twisty is the corridor?

God: 19:36:07

spiral stairs

God: 19:36:09

but large

God: 19:36:12

maybe 10' wide

God: 19:36:17

and descending quite slowly

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:36:33

(I'm getting tipsy on wine - sorry in advance for slurring and so fowth)

God: 19:36:34

in a wide loop

God: 19:36:50

(me too - sorry in advance for killing you all in a fit of drunken pique)

God: 19:37:00

so tint, how far ahead?

Tint Whistler: 19:37:18

30' - can Ory come with me with disguise self

God: 19:37:23

Ory?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:37:29

I can send forth ferrity

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:37:52

Does that sound spiff or nicht?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:38:15

unleashes ferret features to do some ferreting

God: 19:38:25

does that seem like a good idea kids?

Tint Whistler: 19:38:35

Hmm.. I was thinking of going with everyone as you are 'special guests' to be taken below

Ryu: 19:39:01

I have disguise self spell as well by the way

Ryu: 19:39:11

but looks like its ferrets away

Tint Whistler: 19:39:23

Why don't you all cast it and look like Orcs and we walk down together?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:23

sounds fine to me

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:29

ok

God: 19:39:38

okay

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:38

casts disguise

Tint Whistler: 19:39:44

We could even take the Cohorts as 'fake' prisoners

God: 19:39:49

everyone make a disguise check at +10

Ryu: 19:39:52

cast disguise

Ryu: 19:40:07

21

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:40:44

eek 14. Maybe my ears are still on?

Tint Whistler: 19:40:50

Let me do the talking

God: 19:40:59

okay

God: 19:41:01

you go down

God: 19:41:42

the stairs wind down for maybe 60', and near the bottom you begin to see a glow from a lighted room

God: 19:42:11

moments later you emerge into a large room, perhaps 70' square

God: 19:42:20

there are huge benches on the wall to your left and right

God: 19:42:24

standing in front of you are

God: 19:42:48

5 dog-headed creatures, about maybe 6' tall, with battle axes

God: 19:42:58

6 more with javelins, standing behind them

God: 19:43:08

A big nasty looking Hobgoblin

God: 19:43:25

5 Hobgoblins standing behind the dog-headed creatures, with javelins

God: 19:43:30

3 Orcs

God: 19:43:42

In fact all 11 dog-headed creatures have battle axes

Tint Whistler: 19:43:42

Who look like he's in charge?

God: 19:43:48

Everyone looks mighty feisty

God: 19:43:55

as you enter hte room teh hobgoblins lower their javelins

God: 19:44:00

everyone make a spot check

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:44:23

22

Ryu: 19:44:24

um.... 10.

Tint Whistler: 19:44:40

"Quickly - everyone upstairs there is a

Tint Whistler: 19:44:45

Spot 9

God: 19:44:55

before we go on, um, pictures

Tint Whistler: 19:45:04

"Quickly - everyone upstairs there is a demon making huge problems upstairs"

God: 19:45:23

dog headed creatures: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG130.jpg

God: 19:45:26

gnolls, in fact

God: 19:45:40

Ory: you see, to the right, hidden in the darkness of an entryway to the room, a minotaur

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:45:56

hyena-heads, more like

God: 19:46:00

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG189a.jpg

Tint Whistler: 19:46:06

Can I cast charm monster on whoever looks like the're in charge?

Ryu: 19:46:06

smells like wet dog.

God: 19:46:17

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG153a.jpg

God: 19:46:19

that is the captain

God: 19:46:29

Tint: before you do, the Hobgoblin yells

God: 19:46:41

"Greymoon! WE thought you were dead! What is the situation!"

Tint Whistler: 19:46:59

"Quickly - everyone upstairs there is a demon upstairs killing everyone" cast charm monster

God: 19:47:07

Tint: roll it

God: 19:47:17

The Hobgoblin yells at one of the Orcs

God: 19:47:23

" You - check his associates!"

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:47:30

*I eye the minotaur in my periforal viz and toy with my arrows, getting them ready for the plucking if needs be*

God: 19:47:36

and one of hte Orcs steps forward, walking purposefully towards Oryndiel

Tint Whistler: 19:47:37

spellcraft = 26

God: 19:47:56

Tint: it didn't work

God: 19:48:05

It didn't work because he has seen through Oryndiel's disguise sel

God: 19:48:06

f

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:48:17

(Damn pointy ears are showing!)

God: 19:48:21

and he has seen through Oryndiel's disguise self because there is an alarm trap on the stairwell

God: 19:48:26

which you were meant to deactivate as you descended

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:48:28

(as is my girly elvish earring!)

Tint Whistler: 19:48:40

Damn where is that thief when you need her?

God: 19:48:44

the Orc shaman walks forward, casting a spell as he approaches

Tint Whistler: 19:48:45

him?

God: 19:48:51

him..

God: 19:48:57

what do youall do?

Ryu: 19:49:20

fireball?

God: 19:49:26

Lotho isn't here

God: 19:49:37

Ory has fireball, but does he have the pps??

God: 19:49:47

btw, you cannot easily talk to each other

God: 19:49:51

the Shaman has cast his spell

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:49:55

no pps.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:49:59

it's weapon time

God: 19:50:00

You have 1 round to make a decision: bluff or fight

God: 19:50:04

I give you a bit of time

God: 19:50:14

Maybe 1 minute by my watch

God: 19:50:17

Discuss amongst yourselves

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:50:41

(I can use magic items fire arrows)

Ryu: 19:50:44

this silence spell all silences all spell?

God: 19:50:52

Ryu: yes

Tint Whistler: 19:50:55

Not good for me

Ryu: 19:50:56

fuck

God: 19:50:58

Ory: you have 1 incendiary arrow

God: 19:51:05

Tint: they are 30 or 40' away

Tint Whistler: 19:51:20

okay

Tint Whistler: 19:51:32

I can cast an illusion to distract a few

God: 19:51:43

Decision time up, what do you do?

Ryu: 19:52:07

sticky web spell cast

Tint Whistler: 19:52:09

fight

God: 19:52:57

good thinking Ryu!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:53:06

I aim incendiary arrow at looming orc

Tint Whistler: 19:53:13

I use a scroll of haste on the group

God: 19:53:14

Ory: the orc is too close

God: 19:53:36

okay

Ryu: 19:53:38

we still got oil?

God: 19:53:40

everyone is hasted

God: 19:53:47

Ryu, roll spellcraft for your web

God: 19:53:51

Ory, your action?

Ryu: 19:54:03

22

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:54:18

ok fire at the gnoll with incendiary arrow instead

God: 19:54:40

Right

God: 19:54:42

here is the story:

God: 19:54:50

Ryu fires a web into the mob

God: 19:54:59

Ory fires an incendiary arrow at a gnoll

God: 19:55:07

because you are hasted, Ory, you get to add 1 extra attack

God: 19:55:15

so if you choose to use your rapid shot, you can fire FOUR times

God: 19:55:25

so you can fire the incendiary arrow then hit this shaman THREE times

God: 19:55:42

Do you use your rapid fire shot, or your normal shot?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:55:52

rapid

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:56:43

first attack 18

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:57:04

second 26

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:57:30

3rd 21

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:57:39

4th 15\

God: 19:57:45

right

God: 19:58:02

the first arrow htis a gnoll and explodes, taking out 5 other gnolls

God: 19:58:19

roll your normal (non-flame arrow) damage for that gnoll, and then 1d6 damage for the fire on him and his mates

Ryu: 19:58:32

Hurrah ory

God: 19:58:41

the next three arrows all hit the shaman

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:59:12

10 and 5

Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:59:55

24

God: 20:00:23

okay

God: 20:00:33

The approaching shaman dies in a hail of arrows

God: 20:00:50

as the gnolls explode in fire, the entire group - javelin throwers, gnolls, shaman and associates - are caught in Ryu's web

God: 20:00:56

they will have to spend some time getting out

God: 20:00:59

the Minotaur charges

God: 20:01:04

everyone roll initiative

Tint Whistler: 20:01:21

14

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:01:40

21

Ryu: 20:01:40

24

God: 20:01:59

you all act first

Ryu: 20:01:59

flurry of blows then

God: 20:02:01

starting with Ryu

God: 20:02:05

on the Minotaur?

Ryu: 20:02:08

yep

God: 20:02:10

do you use stunning fist?

Ryu: 20:02:31

ok

God: 20:02:52

Ryu: you are hasted, so you get an extra attack at full bonus

God: 20:03:13

so instead of 10/10/5 you get 10/10/10/5

God: 20:03:20

roll 'em

Ryu: 20:03:54

21 11 15 18

God: 20:04:18

first and last hit

God: 20:04:24

so roll for damage twice

Ryu: 20:04:47

10, 11

Ryu: 20:05:19

(I seem to be lagged here)

God: 20:05:39

Ryu punches the Minotaur, which is charging in with head bowed,

God: 20:05:42

and stuns it as it rolls in

God: 20:05:47

he then kicks it in the knee

God: 20:06:02

It still gets a chance to hit you though Ryu - it's charging

God: 20:06:05

Ory, you're next

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:06:07

go for the nads!

God: 20:06:10

What do you do?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:06:40

fire another inc. at gnolls

God: 20:06:47

roll 'em

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:07:46

17 24 26 15

God: 20:07:58

all those arrows hit, Ory

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:08:03

good-o

God: 20:08:08

so teh Gnoll you hit last time dies

God: 20:08:16

and you do 1d6 damage on the same 5 gnolls - roll that damage now

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:08:38

4

God: 20:08:46

they are all upright, but very burnt

God: 20:08:55

do you hit one with the next arrow, or pick an uninjured target?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:09:15

hit an uninjured

God: 20:09:31

okay, roll the damage for the second arrow - 1d8+3, and then 1d6 fire damage

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:09:57

8 and 5

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:10:07

oops 11 and 5

God: 20:10:31

The explosion from your incendiary arrow kills 3 of the gnolls, and burns another 2

God: 20:10:40

and the gnoll you originally hit dies

God: 20:10:50

with your third arrow, do you hit an uninjured gnoll or one of the burnt ones?

Ryu: 20:10:59

I commend its soul to whatever dark god will take it.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:04

uninjured 'un

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:07

hear hear, ryu

God: 20:11:09

no you don't Ryu you're dashed busy

Ryu: 20:11:23

oh shit yea

God: 20:11:27

okay roll the damage on that gnoll - d8+3

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:40

9

God: 20:11:48

okay, the arrow hits him but he doesn't die

Tint Whistler: 20:11:50

dear Guurk please take this poor lost Gnoll...

God: 20:11:58

do you stick the last arrow in teh same target?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:59

Amen.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:08

ye

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:09

a

God: 20:12:17

okay, roll teh damage -d8+3

Tint Whistler: 20:12:19

as they say ashes to ashes and fireballs to fireballs

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:34

7

God: 20:12:38

okay, he dies

Tint Whistler: 20:12:40

okay, fire arrows

God: 20:12:46

with an arrow in his eye

God: 20:12:54

There are 5 gnolls left, mostly in a bad shape

Tint Whistler: 20:12:54

kupid

God: 20:12:56

Tint, what do you do?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:58

out vile jelly!

Tint Whistler: 20:13:05

I’m going to start singing and my cohort is going for the big M.

God: 20:13:10

okay

God: 20:13:16

what is everyone else's cohort doing?

Tint Whistler: 20:13:22

(music)(music)(music)+2 to attack and damage rolls everyone.

God: 20:13:56

Ryu - the Minotaur's charge misses you - you side step easily

God: 20:14:04

now he is stunned and can't do much at all

Ryu: 20:14:04

my cohort's finishing off any gnoll in the web still alive.

God: 20:14:07

he is  yours to take apart

Ryu: 20:14:11

excellent

God: 20:14:22

Okay Ryu, in 5 rounds all the gnolls will be dead

Ryu: 20:14:27

once more from the top

Tint Whistler: 20:14:36

how many badies are left?

God: 20:14:36

Tint, roll for your cohort's attack on the Minotaur

God: 20:14:40

Ory, what is yours doing?

Tint Whistler: 20:14:57

16 going in hard with the scimitar

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:15:36

my cohort helps squishing  the web-entrapped narsties

Ryu: 20:15:37

18 with a greataxe from mine

Tint Whistler: 20:15:59

what happened to that captain orcy?

Tint Whistler: 20:16:11

or was it Hobgoblin?

God: 20:16:17

Tint, he hits

God: 20:16:19

roll damage

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:16:25

23 for mace attack from my cohort

God: 20:16:25

Ryu - one dead gnoll

Tint Whistler: 20:16:26

Do our cohorts get two attacks too?

God: 20:16:31

Tint: no

God: 20:16:33

yes

God: 20:16:35

sorry, yes

God: 20:16:39

so everyone, roll a second attack

Tint Whistler: 20:16:54

25 for the second attack

God: 20:16:56

Ory your cohort killed one

God: 20:17:00

Tint your cohort kills another

Ryu: 20:17:01

13 for my cohort's second attack

Tint Whistler: 20:17:10

My cohort is going for the M

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:17:14

16 wielding mace. ARRRRR!

God: 20:17:21

Ory, that hit

God: 20:17:24

Ryu, that hit

God: 20:17:27

roll damage

Ryu: 20:17:29

if all gnolls are dead, my cohort will also hit the minotaur

Ryu: 20:17:44

my Cohort's damage is also 13

Tint Whistler: 20:17:51

15 damage on the Minotaur

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:17:59

13. Die!

Tint Whistler: 20:18:04

(don't forget the +2s)

Tint Whistler: 20:18:16

slice and dice kiddies

God: 20:18:20

everyone gets +2 to damage for Tint's song

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:18:21

thanks tint - make that 15

Tint Whistler: 20:18:28

< inspirational - aint I >

Ryu: 20:18:28

er, 15 then, instead of 13.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:18:42

suck mace!

God: 20:18:47

So, Ryu and Ory's cohorts are mincing their way through thte gnolls, spraying blood on the walls like a bad slasher movie, while the gnolls struggle to get out of the web.

Tint Whistler: 20:18:49

+2 per attack - ie +4 for two attacks

God: 20:18:50

there is one left

Tint Whistler: 20:19:03

what happend to the captain?

God: 20:19:07

Tint's cohort has taken a great big chunk out of hte minotaur

Ryu: 20:19:17

Minatour, he's stunned

God: 20:19:17

the captain has loosened himself from the web and is ready to break out next round

God: 20:19:27

It's time for you guys' actions

God: 20:19:31

Ryu first - what do you do?

Ryu: 20:19:47

I'll do the minotaur

God: 20:19:54

roll it

Ryu: 20:19:56

once more from the top same as before

God: 20:20:04

one at a time Ryu, the minotaur is nearly dead

Ryu: 20:20:33

well, I commend my hits to whichever creature is unfortunate to receive it

Ryu: 20:21:02

23, 15, 20, 14

God: 20:21:29

okay Ryu - first hit knocks the Minotaur down, you can then choose to use the last 2 on another opponent. Select an opponent from amongst -

God: 20:21:33

hobgoblin leader

God: 20:21:35

orc shaman

God: 20:21:37

orc shaman

God: 20:21:40

hobgoblin archer

Ryu: 20:21:54

the leader

God: 20:22:15

okay, you charge over and hit the leader, once only (he has thick armour)

God: 20:22:17

roll damage

God: 20:22:20

do you use stunning fist?

Ryu: 20:22:26

10 - yes

God: 20:22:49

okay, you leap through the air, landing at the edge of the web and smacking him hard in the head wiht your left shin.

God: 20:22:53

he is stunned adn staggered

God: 20:23:01

next, Ory

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:23:23

I go for a shaman with my arrow routinbe

God: 20:23:26

okay

God: 20:23:28

roll all 4!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:24:09

18, 24, 24, 11

God: 20:24:19

ou hit twice

God: 20:24:21

roll for damage

God: 20:24:27

are you using magic arrows?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:25:36

10 + 2 arrows

God: 20:25:39

okay

God: 20:25:43

so a third arrow hit

God: 20:25:46

roll for that one too

God: 20:25:51

so you still need to roll 2 damage rolls

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:26:14

9, 9

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:26:20

POO!

God: 20:26:31

your 3 arrows strike hte shaman one in each eye and one in the mouth, and he dies

God: 20:26:38

next is Tint, what do you do?

God: 20:26:40

sing?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:26:45

Oh, that's all right then

Tint Whistler: 20:26:55

shooting at the other shaman

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:26:59

The last dance of the evening, ladies and gents ...

God: 20:27:01

okay roll it

Tint Whistler: 20:27:08

the song will last another 5 rounds

God: 20:27:15

(remember haste and your +2 for the song)

Tint Whistler: 20:27:39

23, 23

God: 20:27:43

two hits

God: 20:27:49

roll damage (what is the weapon, btw)

God: 20:27:50

?

Tint Whistler: 20:28:01

crossbow

Tint Whistler: 20:28:04

+1 magic

God: 20:28:11

damage is?

Tint Whistler: 20:28:16

light crossbow

Tint Whistler: 20:28:30

1d8+1 (+2 for song)

God: 20:28:39

so roll '3m!

Tint Whistler: 20:28:50

19 total

God: 20:29:05

okay, that orc wilts under your fire, a crossbow bolt in his belly and one in his neck

God: 20:29:16

that leaves the 5 hobgoblin javeliners, one gnoll, and the leader

God: 20:29:22

they are all free of their webbing now

God: 20:29:27

the leader charges forward at Ory

God: 20:29:29

and takes one hit

Ryu: 20:29:32

Unfortunately I'm out of magic points

God: 20:29:42

what's your Armour Class Ory?

Tint Whistler: 20:29:59

I'd like my cohort goes for the leader

Ryu: 20:30:09

My cohort does the same as Tint's

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:30:29

20

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:30:59

make that23

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:09

(damn small pt size)\

God: 20:31:17

I think it should be 19

God: 20:31:24

that 4 is for when you have barkskin on, which you don't

God: 20:31:26

I think

God: 20:31:28

so he hit you

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:44

er... that's right

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:46

poos

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:52

*readies self for pain*

God: 20:31:55

with a 2 handed sword

God: 20:32:04

doing 15hps damage

Tint Whistler: 20:32:07

wasn't 2 handed in the picy - god cheats

Ryu: 20:32:21

abominably

God: 20:32:38

next, the 5 hobgoblin archers all throw their javelins at Ryu

Tint Whistler: 20:32:43

damn omnipotent beings doing what they want!

God: 20:32:50

one hits

God: 20:33:01

but Ryu, you can try to deflect it

Ryu: 20:33:06

Vindictive deity, isn't he?

God: 20:33:07

make a reflex saving throw

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:33:10

Oh no, someone save ryu from pin-cushion status!

Tint Whistler: 20:33:27

hmm... we might get an AC increase due to the haste spell.

Ryu: 20:33:35

22

God: 20:33:38

the remaining gnoll takes a swing with its battleaxe at a cohot but misses

God: 20:33:47

Ryu knocks the one javelin aside, and remains unharmed

God: 20:33:51

Tint, we do

God: 20:33:55

thank you for the reminder

Ryu: 20:33:57

phew

Tint Whistler: 20:33:57

yay Ryu!!!

Ryu: 20:34:04

yay me!!

God: 20:34:09

so what do the cohorts do?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:34:12

Brillo-pads!

Tint Whistler: 20:34:14

rue the ryu

Tint Whistler: 20:34:26

goes for the leader

God: 20:34:33

Tints and Ryus on the leader, Ory's on the gnoll?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:34:35

my cohort wallops the nearest baddie with his mace. Pref a shaman

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:34:48

ooo, gnoll;

God: 20:34:54

ory; shamans all dead, gnolls and hobgoblins all that remain

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:34:56

go the woofer!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:35:00

(it's the wine)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:35:03

(really)

God: 20:35:08

roll 'em kids!

Ryu: 20:35:38

26 16 22 23

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:35:42

17 

God: 20:35:47

Ryu, this is your cohort you idiot

Tint Whistler: 20:35:47

14, 27

God: 20:35:50

you roll twice only

God: 20:35:58

I'll take the 26 and the 16 for you

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:35:59

20

Ryu: 20:35:59

well no need to be rude

God: 20:36:05

Tint you hit once, as do you Ryu

God: 20:36:09

roll for damage on the leader

Tint Whistler: 20:36:12

Ory also should roll twice

God: 20:36:16

Ory, your cohort hit the Gnoll

God: 20:36:20

once

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:36:20

17,20

God: 20:36:24

twice

God: 20:36:28

so roll damage twice!

Tint Whistler: 20:36:36

11

Ryu: 20:36:47

9

God: 20:36:54

don't forget the song kids

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:37:00

8, 15

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:37:14

"la-la-laaa!!"

God: 20:37:19

Oryndiel's cohort smashes the gnoll in the head twice, spraying gray and red all over the wall

God: 20:37:20

it dies

Tint Whistler: 20:37:28

(music) …sing a song of six pence, pocket full of rye… (music)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:37:30

(music) groovin' (music)

God: 20:37:35

Tint and Ryu's cohorts hack into the Hobgoblin leader, but he is determned to go down fighting, and in fact stays up

God: 20:37:42

next round, Ryu, what do you do?

God: 20:37:45

oh

God: 20:37:54

before you do anything, everyone make a spot check

Tint Whistler: 20:38:01

(music) …We don’t need another Froodoo

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:38:03

or shitey, is something coming?

Tint Whistler: 20:38:07

(music) …All we want is life beyond the thunderstorm.

Ryu: 20:38:13

22 spot

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:38:41

21 for spotted dick

God: 20:38:43

Ryu - you see Drake hiding in the doorway of a room onthe other side of the room, behind the goblin archers

God: 20:38:47

as do you ory

Tint Whistler: 20:38:49

spot = 1 (natural 3 - 2)

God: 20:38:57

Tint, you see stars

God: 20:39:03

Ryu what do you do?

Tint Whistler: 20:39:08

oooo... pretty...

Ryu: 20:39:14

drake?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:39:15

(I thought Drake was in Oz on hols ..)

Tint Whistler: 20:39:18

(star)

Ryu: 20:39:23

anyway - hit the bastard leader

Tint Whistler: 20:39:27

(star) (star) (stars)

God: 20:39:29

Drake wsa on the skyship - if he is down here that is trouble, eh?

God: 20:39:33

Ryu, roll 'em

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:39:45

(better not be dragons!)

Ryu: 20:39:47

20 13 26 12

God: 20:39:59

Ryu, 2 hits

God: 20:40:02

roll damage

Ryu: 20:40:25

11, 12

God: 20:40:26

Ory, what do you do? there are 5 hogoblin archers getting ready to throw javelins at Ryu

God: 20:40:48

Ryu, you do two heavy kicks, one to the solar plexus and one to the head, and the  Hobgoblin leader crumples,unconscious, to the floor

Tint Whistler: 20:40:50

where do they keep the javelins?

God: 20:41:02

in their left hands

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:41:19

I pick off the archers with my magic arrows - pa-ching!

Ryu: 20:41:43

my cohort attacks the javelin throwers

Tint Whistler: 20:41:49

(bandit)

Ryu: 20:41:54

ninja!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:41:59

cool? how?

God: 20:42:02

Ory, roll 'em

Tint Whistler: 20:42:13

[bandit]  with curvy brackets

Ryu: 20:42:25

[bandit]

Ryu: 20:42:28

{bandit}

Ryu: 20:42:32

(bandit)

Tint Whistler: 20:42:45

that's our cohorts!

Ryu: 20:43:07

calvary!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:43:51

24, 21, 26, 21

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:43:54

phew!

God: 20:44:01

they are all hits, Ory, so roll damage

God: 20:44:08

which is d8+7 in each case

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:44:10

{bandit}

God: 20:44:11

no sorry

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:44:13

bugger

God: 20:44:15

d8+7 in the first case

God: 20:44:18

then d8+6 in the rest

Tint Whistler: 20:44:40

before fight = (bandit), after fight = (drunk)

Ryu: 20:44:50

hahhaha

Ryu: 20:45:08

although 10pm is my cut off - I have to go soon

God: 20:45:35

this ain't gonna last much longer

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:45:36

8, 7, 7, 13. POO!

God: 20:45:38

right

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:45:39

(poo)

God: 20:45:47

Oryndiel kills two archers with two arrows apiece

God: 20:45:49

Tint, what do you do?

Tint Whistler: 20:46:10

me and my bud go after the throwers

Tint Whistler: 20:46:16

throwers upers

God: 20:46:20

roll for you first Tint

God: 20:46:40

the archer might get a go at you before your cohort can kill him

Tint Whistler: 20:46:58

29 28

God: 20:47:01

two hits

God: 20:47:04

roll damage

Tint Whistler: 20:47:30

10 11

God: 20:47:36

Tint, ou killed another archer

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:47:46

(punch)

Ryu: 20:47:57

awwwright

God: 20:48:04

there are now two archers left. They turn to flee, but Oryndiel's cohort gets a free attack on one

God: 20:48:11

Ory, roll your single free attack for your cohort

God: 20:48:17

(at +2)

Tint Whistler: 20:48:19

(headbang)

Ryu: 20:48:51

(leonardo'slastsupper)

Ryu: 20:48:57

oh that one didn't work

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:49:08

22 (rock)

God: 20:49:12

that hits, Ory, roll damage

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:49:39

13

God: 20:49:46

Oryndiel's cohort kills one as he flees

God: 20:49:56

there is one Hobgoblin left in amongst the pile of butchery in this room

God: 20:50:13

as he reaches the door to the room, Drake looms up in his way, and stabs him in the belly with his scimitar, killing him instantly

Tint Whistler: 20:50:18

with haste we should be able to reach him quickly

God: 20:50:20

everyone make a sense motive check

Tint Whistler: 20:50:40

18

Ryu: 20:50:46

20

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:50:46

12

God: 20:51:03

actually sorry kids, it's spot not sense motive

God: 20:51:08

so use your spot bonus

Ryu: 20:51:19

23 then

Tint Whistler: 20:51:24

bummer! I'm actually half decent with sense motive

Tint Whistler: 20:51:35

9

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:51:57

(fubar) 20

Tint Whistler: 20:52:09

more like 8-|

God: 20:52:24

Ryu: you notice as the scimitar goes into the hapless Hobgoblin's body that it didn't flash with the typical signature frostiness of Drake's weapon (which is a scimitar of frost)

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:52:31

(wtf is a fubar anyhoo? it looks like "duh" to me)

God: 20:52:36

Ory: you notice that Drake was hiding well. Drake never hides well

God: 20:52:44

This is not Drake, but someone in disguise

Ryu: 20:52:59

Deceiver

Ryu: 20:53:03

!

Ryu: 20:53:08

(fubar)

Ryu: 20:53:16

8-|

Tint Whistler: 20:53:18

dirty low down deceiver

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:53:22

bloody hell! Now I feel pathetic and violated, like a squirrel (heidy)

God: 20:53:23

what are you going to do?

Ryu: 20:53:36

capture him?

God: 20:53:40

how?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:53:48

any more web ryu?

Ryu: 20:53:50

stun him?

God: 20:53:55

do it Ryu!

Ryu: 20:54:12

flurry of blows?

God: 20:54:20

roll

Ryu: 20:54:21

song still on?

Tint Whistler: 20:54:21

(punch)

God: 20:54:24

nah

God: 20:54:27

5 rounds are up

God: 20:54:36

roll it

Ryu: 20:54:38

16 21 14 8

God: 20:54:56

you hit him once, but it wasn't the punch on which you chose to use stunning fist

God: 20:54:57

roll for damage

God: 20:55:02

what does everyone else do?

Tint Whistler: 20:55:28

Can I make a sense motive check to figure out what the hell's going on

Ryu: 20:55:31

11

God: 20:55:38

Tint: no

God: 20:55:43

someone will have to tell you

Tint Whistler: 20:55:50

okay - then "What the fuck?"

God: 20:56:01

Ory: you can choose to do non-lethal damage if you want to subdue him

Ryu: 20:56:02

Um... I just wanted to knock him out

God: 20:56:04

this means attacking at -4

God: 20:56:13

and you can't use your bow

Ryu: 20:56:30

I've got 4 tanglefoot bags - can I use one?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:56:33

I look peeved at this turn of events (emo) and aim a magic arrow at his leg.

God: 20:56:34

Ryu - yes

God: 20:56:41

ory - roll your attack

God: 20:56:51

Tint: no-one is explaining anything to you

Ryu: 20:56:54

I chuck a bag to capture him

Tint Whistler: 20:56:54

Hah - that's my spot check - (emo)

Ryu: 20:57:03

very clever tint

Ryu: 20:57:08

:O

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:57:27

23

God: 20:57:36

Ory - you miss the leg

God: 20:57:41

gonna take 3 more shots?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:57:49

aye

Ryu: 20:58:22

guys... 2 minutes...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:58:26

20, 14, 11

God: 20:58:31

they all missed

God: 20:58:33

the leg

God: 20:58:36

Tint, what do you do?

Ryu: 20:58:43

(and maybe I should have said "Halt! Who goes there?")

Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:58:48

(film)

Tint Whistler: 20:59:12

What the fking hll is going on guys???

Tint Whistler: 20:59:30

< I'm a bit confused why everyone is attacking Drake>

God: 20:59:32

As you say that, Tint, Drake takes a stab at Ryu with his scimitar

God: 20:59:39

and hits

God: 20:59:49

for 3 hps damage!

Ryu: 20:59:52

Tint: it's not drake. it's someone in disguise. Or so God says

Tint Whistler: 21:00:09

and you believe god? boy oh boy.

God: 21:00:21

Okay, Ryu, your go, what do you do?

Tint Whistler: 21:00:26

(envy)

Ryu: 21:00:35

Hmm. Too late to stop now I guess?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:00:45

good time for a fag (ci)

God: 21:00:52

You can if you like - this battle is gonna end in only one way

God: 21:01:01

if you want to go, add 1800 xps adn bugger off

Ryu: 21:01:04

I've got a tanglefoot bag. chuck it and grab him

God: 21:01:06

(and add 900 to your cohort)

God: 21:01:16

roll a touch attack on him then

God: 21:01:42

that is 2d10 +9 for you

Ryu: 21:01:57

28

God: 21:02:11

it hits him

God: 21:02:27

but he easily escapes the tentacles, and dashes away into the next room

God: 21:02:36

you get a free attack as he goes

Ryu: 21:02:44

20

God: 21:02:45

Ory, do you hit him with arrows before he can flee?

God: 21:02:49

Ryu, that's a miss

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:02:59

I aim for the legs

God: 21:03:07

Ory, you are highly unlikely to hit hte legs

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:03:11

(note Drake has not pleaded "hey guys - it's me!")

God: 21:03:16

if you want to stop him getting away you need to shoot him

God: 21:03:18

in the body

God: 21:03:20

to kill

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:03:21

ok

God: 21:03:51

Ryu, have you added those xps?

Ryu: 21:03:55

yes

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:04:01

15, 12, 19, 9. Pffft.

God: 21:04:02

you can go then - this guys about to die

God: 21:04:07

... or not...

Ryu: 21:04:14

Hmm. I hope I haven't made the wrong decision.

Ryu: 21:04:17

Good night guys.

God: 21:04:25

good night Ryu

Tint Whistler: 21:04:25

(wave)

God: 21:04:33

will email you about the next session

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:04:34

good night! (*) 

Ryu: 21:04:38

yep

Ryu: 21:04:41

niiiiiite

God: 21:04:58

Okay Ory and Tint, this guy is fleeing

God: 21:05:08

Tint: if you don't have a spell to stop him, you gusy will have to chase him

Tint Whistler: 21:05:23

Can I cast an illusion of the door slamming shut

God: 21:05:26

yes

God: 21:05:39

roll spellcraft

Tint Whistler: 21:05:48

20

God: 21:05:51

that works

Tint Whistler: 21:05:57

can my cohort run to attack

God: 21:06:03

he comes skidding to a halt in the next room, and turns to hold you at bay near the door

God: 21:06:16

everyone can

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:06:25

let's do it

God: 21:06:31

and in melee combat you can choose to attack him at -4 and subdue him

God: 21:06:34

do you do that?

Tint Whistler: 21:06:37

sure

God: 21:06:48

Ory: you need to use your longsword to do that

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:06:52

k

God: 21:06:55

Tint, roll for your cohort

God: 21:07:01

Ory, roll for your cohort

God: 21:07:04

2 attacks each

Tint Whistler: 21:07:11

23

God: 21:07:13

at -4 for the subdual

God: 21:07:17

Tint: hit

Tint Whistler: 21:07:19

make that 23 and 13

Tint Whistler: 21:07:29

oh make that 19 and 9

Tint Whistler: 21:07:39

still a hit?

God: 21:07:42

okay they both missed

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:07:45

9, 17

God: 21:07:46

Ory?

God: 21:07:50

both missed

God: 21:08:05

then it is Ryu's turn - I will roll for him

God: 21:08:22

his first attack hits, for a critical

God: 21:08:45

but "Drake" remains upright

God: 21:08:47

Ory, your attack

God: 21:08:50

longsword, right?

God: 21:08:51

at -4

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:08:55

aye

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:09:47

21, 18, 13

God: 21:09:55

the first attack, with the flat of your sword to his head, hits

God: 21:09:57

roll damage

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:10:18

12

God: 21:10:21

that knocks him down

God: 21:10:30

as he subsides into unconsciousness, his form changes to this:

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:10:48

(is the real drake dead?????)

God: 21:10:53

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG67b.jpg

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:11:09

doesn't look good :(

Tint Whistler: 21:11:14

hmm... aliens are here!!!

God: 21:11:22

Make a knowledge/arcana roll to work out what Drake really was...

God: 21:11:30

Tint, you can use your bardic thingy here

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:11:48

23

Tint Whistler: 21:11:51

27

God: 21:12:10

Both of you know this beast - it's a Doppelganger

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:12:16

b'stard!

God: 21:12:19

YOu may recall you were warned there is a Doppelganger in this dungeon

God: 21:12:22

You just found him

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:12:27

...

God: 21:12:29

Both of you add 1800 xps for the battle

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:12:32

*fails to recall*

Tint Whistler: 21:13:04

900 for our cohorts?

God: 21:13:07

Tint: yes

Tint Whistler: 21:13:36

I just went up a level  (party)

God: 21:13:51

that battle, btw, was meant to be fiendishly difficult.

God: 21:14:01

Ryu's web transformed it from fiendishly difficult to fiendishly evil

Tint Whistler: 21:14:11

Quick thinking Ryu!

God: 21:14:12

the Hobgoblin leader and the Minotaur were prepared with 3 spells each

God: 21:14:19

everyone else had special protection spells on them

God: 21:14:29

you carved through them like a hot knife through konyaku

God: 21:14:32

well done kiddies!

God: 21:14:42

And Tint: next session we'll do your level

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:14:42

yay :) 

God: 21:14:44

starta  bit early

Tint Whistler: 21:14:47

(whew)

Tint Whistler: 21:15:03

Are you two in the same room?

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:15:05

aye

God: 21:15:07

Yes, we are

Tint Whistler: 21:15:11

If so then we could put on a camera

God: 21:15:18

We could Tint, but I have to go

Tint Whistler: 21:15:27

Sure

God: 21:15:31

I have to do some vocabulary preparation for tomorrows Japnese lesson

God: 21:15:34

boring study

God: 21:15:37

boring shmoring

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:15:53

poor God ;) 

God: 21:16:04

But please email me your itinerary so I can check your train costs

Tint Whistler: 21:16:14

No worries - I'll send you through our plans re dec later this week. Perhaps you could advise us on train stuff.

God: 21:16:15

then we can make a decision about train pass vs. paying separately

Tint Whistler: 21:16:16

Thanks

Tint Whistler: 21:16:40

bye bye (wave)

God: 21:16:45

My pleasure!

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:16:46

Oyasumi nasai (*) 

God: 21:16:52

Thanks for playing tonight, it was lots of fun

Tint Whistler: 21:16:53

tot ziens

God: 21:16:59

bon soir!

Tint Whistler: 21:17:09

slap lekker

God: 21:17:19

I slap it all day, you know that!

God: 21:17:27

Okay, I'm off now.

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:17:34

you're certainly off

Tint Whistler: 21:17:35

hhmm... it might be slaap

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:17:36

eww

God: 21:17:37

Chat soon

Tint Whistler: 21:17:40

chow

God: 21:17:41

...

Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:17:44

byiiieee andrew!