Chat History with Showdown in Dunland (#zemeister/$grremily;3b085a805718414b)
Created on 2007-05-17 21:48:14.
- God: 18:38:06
- goodgood
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:38:08
- Shall we introduce our characters to Leon, kids?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:38:16
- I'm Oryndiel the poncey elven ranger.
- Ryu: 18:38:29
- I'm Ryu, a Dunlending monk.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:38:31
- with a ferret.
- God: 18:38:38
- Ryu!
- God: 18:38:44
- You're not a Dunlending!
- Ryu: 18:38:44
- Whoops
- God: 18:38:48
- wash your mouth out with soap
- God: 18:38:50
- or lye
- Ryu: 18:38:50
- I mean Easterling
- God: 18:38:51
- or something filthy
- Ryu: 18:38:52
- :D
- God: 18:38:53
- that's better
- Emily: 18:39:01
- whats an Easterling?
- Emily: 18:39:09
- .. apart from a creature from easter?
- Emily: 18:39:13
- are you a BUNNY!?!
- God: 18:39:22
- Emily!
- God: 18:39:31
- An Easterling hails from the East
- Ryu: 18:39:35
- Wel.. I fuck like one. HAHHAHA - no
- Ryu: 18:39:36
- Ew
- Ryu: 18:39:41
- I'm sorry
- Ryu: 18:39:48
- [can we edit that out?]
- God: 18:39:53
- a reminder of the blog locatin
- God: 18:39:57
- what hasn't been updated
- God: 18:39:57
- is
- God: 18:40:06
- http://fourth-age.blogspot.com
- God: 18:40:27
- Oryndiel was in prayer with god over her potato, eggplant and salmon earlier
- God: 18:40:34
- and revealed she remembers all of the last adventure
- God: 18:40:43
- (sorry, HE remembers all of the last adventure)
- God: 18:40:47
- so I believe a summary is forthcoming
- God: 18:40:58
- over to you Oryndiel
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:19
- Okay kids.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:28
- So, we nabbed the Dunlending spy bloke.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:38
- And put lots of pressure on him in the debriefing room.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:41:52
- He spilled the beans that he was spying for those narsty orcs.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:42:17
- And that they are due to attack the villages (on the edge of Dunlending region) in droves.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:42:29
- The spy revealed that the orcs' shamens
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:42:34
- wield a mighty joss-stick
- God: 18:42:35
- [shamen]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:42:55
- [thanks god]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:00
- that controls
- Ryu: 18:43:04
- claps hands
- God: 18:43:05
- DON'T MENTION IT, MY CHILD
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:09
- the skeletal dwarven warriors.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:33
- When the Dunlendings attack the orcs
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:42
- we have to go in and kill the shamen
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:49
- and his dubious incense burner.
- Ryu: 18:43:51
- "
Shaman" - Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:43:58
- FOOK. ShaMAN.
- God: 18:44:00
- there are 2
- God: 18:44:06
- oryndiel was right the first time
- God: 18:44:07
- Shamen
- God: 18:44:18
- surrounded by ... what was it they are guarded by ... do we recall?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:44:19
- Shame! Shame!
- Ryu: 18:44:27
- Orcs
- Ryu: 18:44:31
- champions
- God: 18:44:37
- Okay
- Ryu: 18:44:41
- annoying obstacles in the way
- God: 18:44:51
- so there is one other point about the Dunlending army which Oryndiel remembered earlier...
- God: 18:44:56
- regarding their strength...
- God: 18:45:00
- and the consequences of their destruction ...
- Emily: 18:45:05
- they're pissweak?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:45:06
- they are the dregs of the village
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:45:10
- the last men who can fight
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:45:16
- probably old farts and tweens.
- God: 18:45:24
- indeed
- Ryu: 18:45:36
- Where's Getafix and his magic potion?
- God: 18:45:42
- perhaps Lotho or Ryu could give a brief broader overview of the situation for Drake's benefit?
- God: 18:45:46
- perhaps along the lines of
- God: 18:45:49
- broad outline of location
- God: 18:45:52
- overall scenario
- God: 18:45:54
- and the like
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:46:05
- (plus catalogue of smutty references)
- Emily: 18:46:24
- well, it better be Ryu then... he's better at smut
- Leon: 18:46:41
- of course minus said references will reduce to 10%?
- God: 18:46:50
- perhaps, Leon
- God: 18:47:00
- though if Oryndiel does it all we receive is negative information
- God: 18:47:17
- come on kids
- Ryu: 18:47:20
- There isn't anything else to add
- God: 18:47:27
- where is this adventure taking place?
- God: 18:47:31
- who for?
- God: 18:47:34
- why?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:47:52
- [btw - have emily and leon changed their usernames to their character names? or maybe my skype is being dodge]
- Ryu: 18:47:53
- ooooh... one of the HARD questions
- God: 18:48:03
- Leon hasn't yet... get onto it sir
- God: 18:48:19
- come on Ryu
- Ryu: 18:48:21
- I have to go to the kitchen and uh, get some manna
- God: 18:48:24
- out with the info
- God: 18:48:26
- Lotho?
- God: 18:48:29
- you always remember stuff
- Emily: 18:48:40
- laughs
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:48:45
- Despite all the ale (beer)
- Emily: 18:48:48
- we're helping Oryndiel's Elf friends
- Emily: 18:49:02
- they want to get the power-over-skeletal-dwarves before the Dunlendings do
- God: 18:49:13
- [these are the same Elves you worked for Drake]
- God: 18:49:15
- [in Eregion'
- God: 18:49:17
- ]
- Emily: 18:49:22
- so how do we meet Drake?
- Leon: 18:49:33
- ah - creating a utopia...
- God: 18:49:46
- He approaches your skyship on a giant eagle, and lands on the stern to cheerful greetings from Oryndiel
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:49:58
- Hallooo old thing!, says I
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:50:27
- How goest thou?
- God: 18:50:39
- prods Leon
- Emily: 18:51:12
- It's a mute!
- God: 18:51:15
- Oh well
- God: 18:51:18
- best state for a Druid
- Emily: 18:51:28
- why ?
- Drake: 18:51:28
- a neutral comment
- God: 18:51:30
- They just end up going on about global warming and stuff
- God: 18:51:45
- So when Drake arrives it is sunset
- Drake: 18:51:49
- we were lost in future meditations
- God: 18:51:53
- (which I believe was when we left off last week)
- God: 18:52:10
- The Dunlending "army" is expected in the area sometime around dawn
- God: 18:52:21
- it is likely that the ORcs will get into the stoush before the sunrise
- God: 18:52:30
- in order to improve their nightvision advantages
- God: 18:52:44
- you guys need to rest before then to recover power points etc.
- God: 18:52:52
- Drake can heal any injuries (I don't think there are any)
- God: 18:53:01
- and you can alert me to any plans you have for the night
- God: 18:53:03
- ...
- God: 18:53:06
- anyone ...?
- Ryu: 18:53:10
- No plans
- God: 18:53:29
- [Drake, one last tidbit of info: the characters are flying in a Githyanki Skyship which Ryu and Lotho stole some time ago]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:53:39
- Write poetry, sigh, sleep, more sighing ... that's all I have planned.
- Emily: 18:53:46
- drink!
- Drake: 18:53:49
- would a flare or fire upset nightvision, one wonders
- Ryu: 18:53:51
- [poncy elf]
- Emily: 18:53:52
- and sing songs
- Ryu: 18:54:12
- will be watching Black Adder IV after
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:54:16
- Nay, according to God (who is munching chips)
- God: 18:54:29
- THEY ARE THE CHIPS OF DESTINY
- Drake: 18:54:43
- then destiny is in ruins
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:54:46
- will be watching the latest downloaded Chaser
- Ryu: 18:55:00
- Did you know I had a dream last night where I was in hell and heaven?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:55:10
- Was there poo?
- Emily: 18:55:11
- simultaneously?
- God: 18:55:14
- YOU WILL NEVER GET THE CHOICE
- Ryu: 18:55:20
- Nope, I went to hell, then heaven
- God: 18:55:20
- frowns at Ryu
- God: 18:55:27
- WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ...
- Ryu: 18:55:27
- you were all there. Guess in which? Bwahahahaha
- God: 18:55:38
- anyway...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:55:41
- Mass debating?
- Drake: 18:55:46
- are we to drop behind the lines, or go over the top?
- God: 18:55:47
- Drake, you had a suggestion to make regarding Flares and the like?
- Drake: 18:56:25
- ah, well, it is more a thought than a suggestion
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:56:33
- 'Twas to blind the orcses' night viz, but I thought that wouldn't work, according to God?
- God: 18:56:35
- some kind of blindness spell is needed
- God: 18:56:41
- btw Drake, do you have the D&D manuals?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:56:45
- Out, vile jelly!
- God: 18:56:47
- if not you will need spells, right?
- God: 18:57:09
- I think there is a second level Druid spell that does these things
- God: 18:57:23
- also, with preparation, that Call Lightning business cna be damned spiffy when you're in a tight spot...
- Drake: 18:58:20
- some frantic searching of digital tomes is underway
- God: 18:58:31
- I have what you need...
- God: 18:58:38
- I shall email it to you
- God: 18:58:41
- chotto matte
- Ryu: 18:58:52
- I read that as "chocolate latte"
- Ryu: 18:58:59
- mmmmm.... chocolate...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 18:59:03
- Ooishi! :P
- God: 18:59:54
- Incoming Leon
- God: 19:00:04
- So you all plan to do nothing?
- God: 19:00:08
- while preparing?
- Ryu: 19:00:16
- I have some magic points depleted
- God: 19:00:23
- they will recover as you sleep
- Emily: 19:00:23
- hrm, I don't have "cause blindness" but I do have "invisible to undead"
- God: 19:00:30
- possibly very handy...
- God: 19:00:37
- there should be a bright flash spell somewhere...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:00:41
- Manicuring my nails whilst reading my spellbook, pally.
- Ryu: 19:00:48
- I don't really have much useful spells
- Emily: 19:00:56
- and we still have sunrods don't we?
- Ryu: 19:00:57
- Mostly one-to-one combat stuff
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:01:00
- I have a Fog Cloud, but that would hinder us.
- God: 19:01:07
- when Orcs use Nightvision a very effective attack tactic would be a bright flash spell
- God: 19:01:09
- of some sort
- God: 19:01:13
- just before you drop in
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:01:33
- Also, Invisibility.
- Ryu: 19:01:48
- hmm. Alarm. Fear
- God: 19:01:57
- there is a 3rd level cleric spell called Daylight.
- Ryu: 19:02:03
- Can I use Fear to cause a rout?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:02:07
- I have Scorching Ray and Fireball.
- God: 19:02:13
- Drake, maybe you have something like a starshine spell?
- Emily: 19:02:14
- haha I have "Doom"!
- God: 19:02:17
- Doom is crap
- God: 19:02:23
- I think fear only workson one creature
- Ryu: 19:02:31
- God damn it
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:03:00
- Aye, I have sunrods Lotho.
- Ryu: 19:03:18
- Hmm. Burning Hands, shocking grasp, protection from arrows, web, scorching ray, summon swarm
- Drake: 19:03:29
- my contact with the spirits has been shaky - to which lvl spells?
- Ryu: 19:03:54
- Me? Or that question to someone else?
- Drake: 19:04:08
- to God...
- Drake: 19:04:14
- for mine own
- God: 19:04:16
- ah, 3rd level only Drake
- God: 19:04:23
- did you get the spell list?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:05:16
- Also have a heap of fire arrows and flammable stuffs. Maybe I should stay on the ship, which could be anchored low, and gracefully fling fiery incendiaries in a generally orcish direction.
- Drake: 19:05:21
- now being distracted by it
- God: 19:05:31
- Oryndiel's suggestion is good
- God: 19:05:38
- Oryndiel can potentially function like artillery
- God: 19:05:40
- for example
- God: 19:05:45
- sweep low over the crowd
- God: 19:05:51
- drop fireball while Drake calls on lightning
- Ryu: 19:05:59
- Does she need the monk to pilot? Or am I only navigating?
- God: 19:06:04
- then Ryu, Lotho and Drake descend into hell
- God: 19:06:11
- at which point hte ship can only hover or move under wind power
- Ryu: 19:06:14
- [been there]
- God: 19:06:17
- (good point Ryu)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:06:31
- Aye, let's biff n' boff 'em willy-nilly (muscle)
- God: 19:06:35
- then while you three (and Drake's eagle) fight your way through the champions
- Drake: 19:06:39
- well, if the flaming sphere descends, with the lightning...
- God: 19:06:50
- Oryndiel uses his superior archery and picks off opponents from above
- God: 19:07:01
- Drake do you recall the use of call lightning?
- God: 19:07:06
- It is a phenomenally powerful spell
- God: 19:07:17
- one bolt of lightning descends every round for 6 rounds
- Ryu: 19:07:20
- do you have to utter "Shazam!" ?
- God: 19:07:31
- it'll be like the Orcs have to fight you in afog of fire and brimstone
- God: 19:07:35
- they won't like it much at all
- God: 19:07:48
- potentially after hte fireball there won't be much slaughter to be done
- Ryu: 19:08:13
- Would it be indiscriminate slaughter?
- God: 19:08:20
- yes
- Emily: 19:08:24
- of Orcs
- Ryu: 19:08:25
- (but these ARE only dunlendings after all)
- God: 19:08:27
- that's why it goes down before you, not after you
- Ryu: 19:08:48
- I mean, will he take out friend as well as foe?
- Emily: 19:08:55
- we have no friends
- God: 19:09:03
- until you guys reach the ground, there are no friends
- God: 19:09:11
- just different levels of priority on the killing list
- Ryu: 19:09:11
- But you're my friend. Here's a flower. (F)
- Emily: 19:09:15
- awww
- Drake: 19:09:28
- alas, my charisma is to nought...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:09:33
- Ain't these icons cute?
- Ryu: 19:10:00
- (ninja)<-- this one's a little retarded.
- God: 19:10:04
- yes
- Emily: 19:10:10
- Ninja!
- God: 19:10:11
- looks rather like a monk if you ask me
- God: 19:10:17
- anyway
- Emily: 19:10:19
- poses
- God: 19:10:31
- we shall resume descriptions shortly
- Ryu: 19:10:52
- resumes atheism
- God: 19:10:53
- discuss any further plans you might wish to make while I prepare a bloody mary
- God: 19:10:55
- laughs
- God: 19:10:59
- BLOODY MARY
- Emily: 19:11:02
- descriptions of what?
- God: 19:11:03
- FUNNY THAT
- Emily: 19:11:09
- mm, tomato juice
- God: 19:11:09
- descriptions of the situation
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:11:10
- I bow to the ye, O Bloody Mary (bow)
- God: 19:11:21
- which indicate your planning time is about to end
- God: 19:11:23
- so do some thinkin'
- Emily: 19:11:27
- well. Do we have any preparations to make?
- Ryu: 19:11:34
- I think it's to do with the ship
- Emily: 19:11:35
- should we be thinking of spells to cast before battle?
- Ryu: 19:11:41
- I guess so
- Ryu: 19:11:48
- What about the whole piloting the ship thing?
- Ryu: 19:11:53
- I think you need me to pilot
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:12:04
- No automatic pilot?
- Emily: 19:12:05
- I have a Consecrate spell
- Drake: 19:12:08
- best i be casting rather than fighting - farce is best done ooc
- Emily: 19:12:16
- yes, can't move without Ryu
- Ryu: 19:12:25
- I be pimping this ride.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:12:28
- I plan to use my fiery spells.
- Ryu: 19:12:41
- So we fly over and bombard aerially
- Emily: 19:12:42
- oo, I have "shatter"
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:12:44
- We'll need to cast protective armour, mage armour and the like, if ye have any.
- Ryu: 19:12:49
- And blur
- Emily: 19:12:53
- maybe I can shatter the inscence things
- Emily: 19:12:57
- insence
- Emily: 19:12:58
- incense
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:13:07
- Sounds like a grand plan, Lotho ol' boy.
- Ryu: 19:13:14
- I thought we were going to capture the incense, but I guess not
- Emily: 19:13:18
- .. but then ew can't control the undead either..
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:13:28
- Don't we need to destroy it? I cannae remember ...
- Emily: 19:13:33
- *shrugs*
- Emily: 19:13:41
- if we destroy it we don't know what'll happen to the undead
- Drake: 19:13:48
- what are we expecting to fight through near the shaman?
- Emily: 19:13:49
- then again, we don't know whether we can control them with it either
- Ryu: 19:13:54
- Probably go back to bring dead
- Emily: 19:14:03
- big tough orcs
- Ryu: 19:14:08
- Do we need a shaman class or necromancer, and yes, I'm making this up?
- Drake: 19:14:11
- and do we have to fight back out again?
- Emily: 19:14:27
- drake: not if we kill everone
- Emily: 19:14:29
- y
- Emily: 19:14:44
- oo, I have Sound Burst
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:14:58
- We have to fight through Champions to get to the Shaman.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:15:11
- I have a Summon Monster spell that could help smash 'em.
- Ryu: 19:15:16
- Or fry the champions and shaman at the same time. :D
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:15:31
- The Shaman sang "Ebenezer Goode".
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:15:57
- [ee za good, ee za good (music) ]
- Emily: 19:15:58
- do champions have spell-y skills?
- Emily: 19:16:06
- could I cast Command on one?
- Ryu: 19:16:09
- And here I was thinking, I don't have a song stuck in my head yet...
- God: 19:16:17
- champions don't have spell skills
- God: 19:16:20
- shamen do
- God: 19:16:26
- command makes a champion do one action for one round
- God: 19:16:35
- sound burst deafens your opponents
- God: 19:16:42
- I think it prevents spellcasters from using spells
- Emily: 19:16:45
- could the shamen block that?
- Emily: 19:17:02
- i want the champions to kill the shamen or each other
- God: 19:17:25
- no it doesn't kill spellcasting
- God: 19:17:33
- but it can stun all creatures in the area of effect for a round
- God: 19:17:39
- so a good opening move could be
- God: 19:17:40
- 1.
- God: 19:17:43
- cast call lightning
- God: 19:17:53
- 2 cast sound burst and fireball on the shamens
- God: 19:17:58
- 3 drop in for some slaughter
- Drake: 19:18:06
- strange q - what soil type?
- God: 19:18:12
- ah
- God: 19:18:13
- heavy clay
- God: 19:18:16
- red
- Emily: 19:18:19
- why?
- God: 19:18:24
- becomes more loamy as it heads into the mountains
- God: 19:18:30
- why?
- Emily: 19:18:34
- can Drake create Golems?
- God: 19:18:35
- frowns
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:18:35
- Do you have a soil pH spell?
- God: 19:18:42
- I THOUGHT I kNEW EVERYTHING BUT THIS HAS ME PUZZLED
- God: 19:18:52
- (wish I had a different font for that)
- Ryu: 19:18:55
- I have 4 sunrods and 6 thunderstones. And 4 tanglefoot bags.
- Drake: 19:19:04
- "soften earth and clay", we elves being more sure-footed may find it an advantage
- Ryu: 19:19:05
- I have a book of golem
- God: 19:19:08
- thunderstones deafen people...
- God: 19:19:12
- you haven't learnt hte book
- God: 19:19:16
- will examine the spell Drake
- God: 19:19:19
- gimme a mo
- Ryu: 19:19:19
- aye, there's the rub
- Emily: 19:19:37
- and orcs be big and heavy and sinky
- Emily: 19:19:55
- i want to use Doom!
- God: 19:19:56
- that spell is good!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:19:57
- Mud bath-time, orcies!
- God: 19:20:03
- you cast that in teh area, turns the area to mud and
- God: 19:20:04
- I quote
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:20:06
- And there's yer rubber ducky! (muscle)
- Ryu: 19:20:09
- is that Doom?
- Ryu: 19:20:13
- Nice one!
- God: 19:20:24
- a creature caught in the mud must make a reflex save or be trapped, unable to move, ttack or cast spells
- Emily: 19:20:24
- no, doom is useless
- God: 19:20:28
- only lasts 1-2 rounds though
- God: 19:20:30
- still
- God: 19:20:34
- that's 1-2 rounds where you can do things
- Emily: 19:20:37
- hrm, but God, will it effect us too?
- God: 19:20:44
- but everyone else will be affected by it too...
- Emily: 19:20:53
- unless we're still shipbound
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:21:01
- or have levitational ability?
- God: 19:21:04
- except maybe Ryu and Oryndiel
- Emily: 19:21:04
- we can slaughter them from above
- Drake: 19:21:10
- or 'pon eagle..
- Emily: 19:21:14
- i'm sure the shamen will have a comeback though :(
- Ryu: 19:21:17
- pick 'em off with your arrows
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:21:17
- Or hippogriff..
- Ryu: 19:21:25
- I have rope of climbing
- God: 19:21:31
- someone has to go down to get the censer
- God: 19:21:37
- you can't all hang about in the sky
- God: 19:21:39
- anyway
- Ryu: 19:21:40
- So we're not meant to obliterate the censer?
- God: 19:21:47
- I am giving you 4 more minutes
- Ryu: 19:21:47
- we were just discussing about that
- God: 19:21:57
- then I begin to describe the situation just before sunrise
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:22:04
- Aye, what of the censer?
- God: 19:22:10
- you have to steal it
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:22:11
- Do we have to keep it intact?
- God: 19:22:13
- not break it
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:22:28
- Poo! No smashy-smashy.
- Ryu: 19:22:35
- can we fry it a little? You know...... singe the orcs around it
- God: 19:22:39
- yep
- God: 19:22:43
- it's a magic item, won't break
- Ryu: 19:22:46
- Yay!
- Drake: 19:22:48
- well, how about an eagle based snatch and grab following a touch of softening up? (or is the scale and weight inconvenient)
- God: 19:23:04
- I think an eagle can actually grab a creature the size of an Orc
- God: 19:23:06
- I will check
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:23:15
- What about a hippogriff?
- God: 19:24:00
- nah
- God: 19:24:00
- neither can
- God: 19:24:07
- so you would have to land, kill, take, take off
- Drake: 19:24:14
- just the censer?
- God: 19:24:18
- aye
- Ryu: 19:24:27
- But it's a magic item, so we can blast away at it
- God: 19:24:27
- 2 minutes remaining
- God: 19:24:31
- aye
- Ryu: 19:24:45
- let's obliterate the shaman with a bolt and fry them all!
- Ryu: 19:24:55
- and then pick up the censer from the ashes
- God: 19:24:56
- good plan
- Ryu: 19:25:02
- except?
- God: 19:25:08
- no except
- Emily: 19:25:12
- ah huh
- God: 19:25:13
- 1 minute
- Ryu: 19:25:16
- no "and then"?
- Emily: 19:25:17
- disbelieves god
- God: 19:25:26
- /god smites all atheists
- Ryu: 19:25:28
- yea, tis a tricky cunning wicked god
- Emily: 19:25:40
- i'm tired
- God: 19:25:43
- 1 minute has elapsed
- Drake: 19:25:46
- so, we co-ordinate a first strike with which spells?
- God: 19:25:49
- your planning time is over
- Emily: 19:26:04
- is there scrub?
- God: 19:26:19
- about an hour before dawn, from your vantage point perhaps 400m above the ground, you see the Dunlending army approaching
- God: 19:26:52
- it emerges from a forest road a kilometre south and east of you, and marches towards the foothills, fanning out into a thin line as it approaches
- God: 19:27:07
- you can see the light of many torches at hte vanguard of the army
- God: 19:27:12
- it does not look large
- God: 19:27:21
- there is no sign in the darkness of any orc engagement party
- God: 19:27:34
- you are free if you want to drift closer to teh army and investigate its size
- God: 19:27:48
- the sky is clear, but in the hour before dawn it is still very dark.
- God: 19:27:58
- the moon is just setting behind the mountains at this time
- God: 19:28:08
- there is a cold wind blowing down from the mountains
- God: 19:28:21
- everything is silent except for the faint sound of the distant army
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:28:42
- Shall we float over the army and scope their size?
- Emily: 19:28:51
- k
- Ryu: 19:28:52
- Ok.
- Ryu: 19:28:58
- pilots the ship
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:29:00
- Floatin'.
- Ryu: 19:29:07
- we run on silent...
- God: 19:29:27
- you drift closer to the army, and see a motley collection of Dunlendings
- God: 19:29:39
- in size the army would be similar to the Orc army
- God: 19:29:42
- about 100 foot
- God: 19:29:45
- and 50 archers
- God: 19:29:58
- but the foot soldiers are poorly armed and armoured, and the archers don't look particularly hale
- God: 19:30:05
- also, their leadership is small
- God: 19:30:11
- and maybe inexperienced
- God: 19:30:18
- (you can't tell this from looking -it's a guess)
- God: 19:30:26
- they have no supplies and each archer only carries 20 arrows
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:30:32
- Bugger!
- Drake: 19:30:55
- there are few enough shafts
- God: 19:30:59
- as they move uphill towards the mountains they do what dunlending soldiers naturally do
- God: 19:31:14
- they collapse from their thin line into little groups of soldiers, based around champions and clans
- God: 19:31:28
- the archers drift in amongst these groups, which will surely lessen their usefulness
- God: 19:31:37
- what do you do now?
- God: 19:31:48
- the Dunlendings are marching towards teh foothills to the sound of drums
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:32:13
- Can we drift ahead to see orc positions?
- God: 19:32:17
- you can
- Ryu: 19:32:29
- sure
- Drake: 19:32:36
- i commune with the eagle to peer ahead, as much as is possible
- God: 19:32:39
- you sail ahead of the clan, into the wind
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:32:41
- Shall we, kids, and then guesstimate how long it takes for the twain to meet?
- God: 19:32:58
- the eagle flies ahead, soaring high above the battle field, and you (Drake) can soon see hwat it sees
- Emily: 19:33:02
- k
- God: 19:33:13
- a force of orcs in battle-ready position, a mere half km from the approaching dunlendings
- Drake: 19:33:15
- then i shall tell all
- God: 19:33:17
- shrouded in darkness
- God: 19:33:20
- completely still
- God: 19:33:21
- archers ready
- God: 19:33:45
- and behind the lead orcs a force of 50 or so undead
- God: 19:33:47
- mostly skeletons
- Emily: 19:33:52
- so we gonna let the dunlendings get slaughtered first?
- God: 19:33:56
- but standing amongst them a few mouldering corpses
- Emily: 19:34:16
- corpses of what ?
- God: 19:34:17
- you cannot distinguish the shamen from teh general rabble
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:34:19
- I say so, Then strike when the orcses have their hands full.
- God: 19:34:24
- Dwarven corpses all
- Emily: 19:34:44
- mm, so is there any reasonto think that if we waited we'd just have more dunlending undead to fight?
- God: 19:34:52
- there are maybe 70 orcs and 70 undead in total
- God: 19:35:08
- a similar sized force but better organised, and undoubtedly about to strike with surprise
- God: 19:35:37
- no reason to think either way
- God: 19:35:41
- depends on the nature of the magic item being used
- God: 19:35:44
- does it create undead?
- God: 19:35:50
- or does it control created undead?
- God: 19:35:59
- you saw many corpses in the last villages you visited
- God: 19:36:05
- presumably if the shamen could animate them...
- Emily: 19:36:24
- well, if there are no dunlendings amongst the lot i think we can assume we're safe from newly dead dunlendings
- Emily: 19:36:31
- yeh
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:36:43
- Shall we hoe in after the first wave of Dunlendings?
- God: 19:36:44
- smiles meaningfully
- God: 19:36:47
- you keep thinking that
- Drake: 19:36:55
- if the shaman loses control, one wonders where the corpses would seek vengeance
- God: 19:37:01
- indeed
- God: 19:37:05
- well
- God: 19:37:23
- your decision making process is brought to an abrupt halt by the approaching clots of Dunlending soldiers
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:37:41
- [magical armour goes on]
- God: 19:37:46
- you can see their torches burning in little groups in the night
- God: 19:37:55
- close together but obviously in separate little mobs
- Ryu: 19:38:01
- cast Mage Armour
- God: 19:38:13
- your soaring eagle, Drake, sees the Orcs fire a first wave of arrows
- God: 19:38:19
- which the Dunlendings don't even see coming
- God: 19:38:26
- and then the Orcs charge under cover of a second wave
- God: 19:38:46
- it is only 100m they have to charge before they crash into the Dunlending force
- God: 19:38:58
- I will continue describing the battle until someone states that they are going to do something ...
- God: 19:39:17
- the Orcs charge forward, yelling and screaming, and even then the Dunlendings can't see them but can only hear them
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:22
- Drake - are you going to cast call lightning first?
- God: 19:39:28
- they fire arrows uselessly
- God: 19:39:32
- [good point!]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:33
- Then I go in with balls of fire?
- God: 19:39:36
- [now is the time!]
- Emily: 19:39:43
- why now?
- God: 19:39:44
- {oryndiel, you need a target}
- God: 19:39:55
- now because it will take until the groups strike to cast
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:39:59
- [go drake go!]
- God: 19:40:02
- and then the lightning starts falling a round later
- Drake: 19:40:06
- i shall cast call lightning
- God: 19:40:11
- drake
- God: 19:40:18
- you need to roll 2d10 and add your spellcraft skill
- God: 19:40:26
- this will determine the difficulty of the reflex save involved
- God: 19:40:30
- then you need to delete 3 power points
- God: 19:41:06
- do you have dice?
- Drake: 19:41:07
- (alas, i am short of dice...)
- Emily: 19:41:12
- are you going to roll 300 saving throws god?
- God: 19:41:12
- gime a mo...
- God: 19:41:20
- smites Lotho
- Emily: 19:41:40
- gets icecream to sooth the smite
- God: 19:41:46
- http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20040517a
- God: 19:41:54
- that is the dice-rolling website
- God: 19:41:58
- good Druids keep bookmarks for their studies
- God: 19:42:09
- Lotho, you are a typical halfling
- God: 19:42:23
- waits patiently for dice rolls from all and sundry
- God: 19:42:37
- you can hear the blood-curdling yells of orcs at the charge
- Emily: 19:42:37
- do we have to save against lightening?
- God: 19:42:42
- nah
- God: 19:42:50
- you can hear cries of anger as the Dunlendings set themselves
- God: 19:43:06
- this first attack is going to be abject slaughter unless someone does something to brighten the area
- Drake: 19:43:28
- 12...
- God: 19:43:33
- +spellcraft?
- Drake: 19:43:34
- mine apologies
- God: 19:43:35
- or total?
- God: 19:43:40
- total?
- Drake: 19:43:41
- with....
- God: 19:43:45
- okay
- God: 19:43:49
- will recall this in tense moments
- God: 19:43:50
- okay
- Ryu: 19:43:53
- Throw a sunrod?
- God: 19:44:01
- as you like it Ryu
- God: 19:44:02
- how many?
- God: 19:44:24
- the Orcs crash onto the Dunlending squads, and even from 200m up you can hear hte yelling, screaming and clashing as battle is joined
- Ryu: 19:44:25
- Hmm - what do you reckon my friends?
- Ryu: 19:44:31
- I've got 4
- God: 19:44:36
- from behind the Orcs the more ponderous undead come swaying into the fray
- Ryu: 19:44:38
- One's pretty bright, is it not?
- Emily: 19:44:50
- yes
- Emily: 19:44:51
- i have 3
- Ryu: 19:45:03
- throws 1 rod over into the darkness below
- God: 19:45:15
- that rod lands a moment alter in the thick of the fighting
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:45:17
- Hey kids - let's fly lower so we can try to spot those shamens
- God: 19:45:20
- more would be needed
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:45:32
- And then when we do I can unleash my gigantic ball
- God: 19:45:39
- overhead, a small pool of dark clouds forms at supernatural speed, and you smell lightning on the air
- Ryu: 19:45:46
- throws 2 overboard
- Emily: 19:45:51
- throws another
- Emily: 19:45:55
- oops
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:46:07
- Ryu - let's fly low.
- Ryu: 19:46:12
- flies the ship lower
- God: 19:46:14
- the sunrods fall to the ground amongst the battle, and where htey land you can see the Orcs shying away
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:46:29
- any sign of the shamen?
- God: 19:46:32
- the ship drifts down to 30, 20 metres, and from above the battle you can see the undead plunging into the fray
- God: 19:46:47
- in the midst of the battle, in between three large groups of dunlendings and orcs
- God: 19:46:54
- you can see what miht be the shamen
- God: 19:46:59
- however, I want you all to make a spot check to be sure
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:47:09
- Rollin'.
- God: 19:47:15
- [Drake, you can hold off unleashing the lightning bolts until you are sure where to send them]
- Ryu: 19:47:35
- 13 total = Spot
- Emily: 19:47:50
- 14 total
- Drake: 19:47:54
- 18 total
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:47:56
- total 25
- God: 19:48:00
- fuck you guys are losers
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:48:09
- 25's good!
- God: 19:48:11
- Oryndiel, being elvish, sees the Shamen in a clot of
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:48:16
- what're yer whinging about!
- God: 19:48:16
- 3 champions
- God: 19:48:19
- 10 Orc soldiers
- God: 19:48:23
- 5 skeletons
- God: 19:48:30
- what do we all do?
- Ryu: 19:48:30
- Is he chanting Oryndiel?
- God: 19:48:36
- nah
- God: 19:48:42
- actually yes
- God: 19:48:45
- but not what you think...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:48:52
- I want to unleash my big balls in the direction of the shamen.
- God: 19:49:03
- roll 2d10
- Ryu: 19:49:06
- hahhaha - I'm sorry.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:49:49
- 18
- Ryu: 19:49:56
- Should we float over to the shaman's group?
- God: 19:50:00
- you are, I assume
- God: 19:50:03
- is there a sound burst in all this?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:50:17
- let's double whammy 'em!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:50:21
- who has the sound burst/
- Drake: 19:50:23
- how controllable are my shafts?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:50:30
- oo errr...
- Drake: 19:50:42
- of lightning
- God: 19:50:55
- Oryndiel, roll 4d6 for the damage due to your fireball
- Ryu: 19:50:59
- Balls and shafts. Hmm
- God: 19:51:02
- Drake you can point 'em
- God: 19:51:03
- to where you want
- God: 19:51:06
- e.g. the shamen
- Emily: 19:51:11
- me
- Emily: 19:51:19
- sound bursts?
- God: 19:51:24
- Lotho/
- God: 19:51:28
- es
- God: 19:51:30
- sorry
- God: 19:51:31
- yes
- God: 19:51:32
- you
- God: 19:51:39
- roll your spellcraft check
- Emily: 19:52:06
- 23
- God: 19:52:14
- cwoah
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:52:16
- 15
- God: 19:52:18
- okay
- God: 19:52:29
- so
- God: 19:52:38
- a huge ball of fire explodes around the shamen
- God: 19:52:49
- along with a screeching, pulsating shock wave
- God: 19:52:54
- (from Lotho, who has wind)
- God: 19:52:56
- when the smoke clears
- Emily: 19:52:59
- haha
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:53:00
- What a whiff!
- Ryu: 19:53:09
- peeewyou
- God: 19:53:21
- everyone is dead
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:53:21
- fetches peg for nosie
- Emily: 19:53:24
- (bow)
- God: 19:53:29
- Drake did you fire your lightning bolt
- God: 19:53:30
- ?
- Emily: 19:53:35
- everyone?
- Ryu: 19:53:35
- applauds
- Emily: 19:53:37
- where?
- Drake: 19:53:40
- i did
- God: 19:53:41
- yep
- God: 19:53:43
- everyone
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:53:46
- EVERYONE?
- God: 19:53:47
- all the aforementioned creatures
- God: 19:53:50
- including hte shamen
- Emily: 19:53:53
- all the orcs and all the dunlendings?
- God: 19:53:55
- because of the fireball
- Emily: 19:53:59
- what about the undead, are they dead?
- Ryu: 19:54:00
- gee... that was over quick.
- God: 19:54:08
- even if Drake rolls a 3 for his lightning bolt's damage
- God: 19:54:12
- (he hasn't rolled yet I note)
- God: 19:54:17
- it's not over yet
- Emily: 19:54:23
- oh, just that lil group?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:54:23
- Hurrah! (dance)
- Drake: 19:54:25
- 4d10
- God: 19:54:27
- because as soon as it happens, a bigger looking orc gives a yell
- Drake: 19:54:28
- ?
- God: 19:54:34
- and 3 more orc champions
- God: 19:54:36
- plus him
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:54:38
- wtf?
- God: 19:54:39
- 5 normal orcs
- Emily: 19:54:41
- we hvae to fly quick to the dead shamen
- God: 19:54:43
- and 2 mouldering corpses
- Ryu: 19:54:49
- bugger!
- God: 19:54:49
- detach themselves from the battle
- God: 19:55:08
- [incidentally, a *lot* of Dunlendings are dead - all the archers already, and half the normal force]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:55:08
- maybe we need to use Ryu's rope to get down to the Shamen's crispy remains?
- God: 19:55:13
- you better get down fast
- God: 19:55:24
- there is a mouldering corpse wandering amongst the Dunlendings
- Ryu: 19:55:25
- can we use the rope?
- God: 19:55:32
- every one it touches is paralysed
- God: 19:55:35
- yes, use the rope
- Emily: 19:55:35
- let's go!
- God: 19:55:36
- hurry!
- Emily: 19:55:38
- who wants to go first?
- God: 19:55:46
- once it paralyses one, some orcs behidn it move in for the kill
- Drake: 19:55:48
- i target the corpse with next bolt..
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:55:58
- I have to stay on the boat to pick off orcies.
- God: 19:55:58
- the battle is progressing rapidly towards a fatal end
- Ryu: 19:56:04
- setting ship on autopilot
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:56:06
- Nimble Lotho go first?
- God: 19:56:08
- righty ho
- God: 19:56:11
- Lotho?
- Emily: 19:56:12
- mmk
- Emily: 19:56:15
- downs the rope
- God: 19:56:17
- Ryu can drop unhindered from this distance
- God: 19:56:23
- Lotho drops the rope and starts climbing down
- Ryu: 19:56:26
- flips down to the ground
- Emily: 19:56:27
- casts invisible to undead on the way down
- God: 19:56:28
- Drake, do you go by Hippogriff?
- Ryu: 19:56:33
- casts mage armour
- God: 19:56:41
- good idea Lotho, but you can't do it on the rope
- Ryu: 19:56:42
- casts protection from arrows
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:56:44
- [ I try to pick off mouldering corpse with arrow]
- God: 19:56:44
- before you go or after
- God: 19:56:50
- roll for mouldering corpse attacks
- Emily: 19:56:52
- aw, before
- God: 19:56:55
- okay
- God: 19:57:01
- roll a spellcraft check
- God: 19:57:10
- Drake, roll for your lightning bolt damage
- Drake: 19:57:14
- rather trying to pick off mouldering corpse if poss.
- God: 19:57:15
- Lotho and Ryu are on the ground
- Emily: 19:57:16
- eep 17
- God: 19:57:20
- yes so roll your damage
- God: 19:57:26
- okay Lotho, down you go
- God: 19:57:30
- 3d6 Drake
- God: 19:57:32
- roll 'em
- Drake: 19:57:34
- 29 (4d10?)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:57:34
- eek - 13!
- Emily: 19:57:34
- down
- Drake: 19:57:43
- sorry...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:57:44
- cancel that
- Drake: 19:57:58
- 10 on 3d6
- Ryu: 19:58:00
- What do I roll?
- Emily: 19:58:06
- looks around at the bottom
- Emily: 19:58:12
- am i close to the dead shamen?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:58:23
- same - 13 for me
- God: 19:58:26
- Lotho and Ryu, you are moving towards teh Ryu... what are you doing?
- God: 19:58:32
- okay, Oryndiel you missed
- Ryu: 19:58:39
- I've jumped down from the ship
- God: 19:58:44
- Drake your lightning bolt hits the Ghoul but doesn't kill it
- God: 19:58:51
- does kill a Dunlending nearby though
- God: 19:58:56
- you've landed Ryu, no roll
- God: 19:58:58
- what do you do
- God: 19:59:10
- Lotho and Ryu, you are 20m from the shamen corpse
- God: 19:59:12
- you can see the censer
- Ryu: 19:59:18
- I'll run for the censer
- God: 19:59:19
- and all the various orc factions charging for you
- God: 19:59:23
- okay
- Emily: 19:59:26
- runs nimbly towards it
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:59:29
- [Go, go, go (ninja) ]
- Emily: 19:59:29
- spot check?
- God: 19:59:32
- Oryndiel... have you cast flame arrow on your arrows?
- God: 19:59:36
- if you like Lotho
- Emily: 19:59:45
- not if i don thave to :P
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 19:59:46
- [casting flame]
- Drake: 19:59:55
- target a reasonably distant faction with lightning
- God: 20:00:05
- okay
- God: 20:00:09
- one charging towards the censers?
- God: 20:00:19
- Ryu you reach the Orc shamen
- God: 20:00:34
- the Orc Chieftain, 2 champions and 5 Orcs are on your heels
- Drake: 20:00:37
- yes, but not so close as to electrify one's comrades
- God: 20:00:38
- beyond htem a Ghast and a Ghoul
- Emily: 20:00:47
- where am i?
- God: 20:00:47
- okay Drake, you can probably catch teh Ghast adn Ghoul
- God: 20:00:55
- Lotho, you are trailing behind Ryu (monks move fast)
- God: 20:01:03
- everyone now roll for initiative
- Emily: 20:01:06
- can i cast summon monster?
- God: 20:01:11
- 2d10 + your initiative bonus
- God: 20:01:14
- yes you can Lotho
- Ryu: 20:01:17
- Do I use 2 d10 die?
- God: 20:01:21
- but that will break your invisibility to undead
- Emily: 20:01:29
- role what?
- Emily: 20:01:33
- oh
- God: 20:01:41
- aye
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:01:41
- 15
- Emily: 20:01:42
- doesn't cast
- Drake: 20:01:44
- 8
- God: 20:01:44
- 2d10
- God: 20:01:51
- + initiatvie
- God: 20:01:54
- just under your skills and abilities
- Ryu: 20:01:57
- 23
- God: 20:02:00
- Drake'll be last, methinks
- Emily: 20:02:15
- where is initiative?
- Emily: 20:02:20
- i doubt, i rolled 6
- God: 20:02:24
- just under skills and abilities
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:02:27
- skills, top right
- God: 20:02:31
- in the skills and abilities sheet
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:02:32
- top left i mean
- God: 20:02:41
- yes, just under your strenght, constitituion, etc.
- God: 20:02:53
- Ryu, whaddya do
- God: 20:02:54
- ?
- Ryu: 20:03:04
- Do I have to do a spot check for the censer?
- Emily: 20:03:10
- there is no initiative!
- God: 20:03:15
- nah
- God: 20:03:17
- follow your nose
- God: 20:03:24
- yours is 4 Lotho
- Emily: 20:03:31
- oh, 4
- Emily: 20:03:32
- so 10
- Emily: 20:03:35
- meh
- Ryu: 20:03:37
- heads straight to the censer
- God: 20:03:58
- okay
- God: 20:04:01
- Oryndiel?
- God: 20:04:03
- what do you do?
- God: 20:04:17
- there are 8 Orcs descending on Ryu
- God: 20:04:23
- behind them, 2 relatively undamaged undead
- God: 20:04:31
- behind them, 3 more undamaged undead
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:04:34
- me/ fires off my next fiery arrow at orcs on Ryu
- God: 20:04:41
- roll 2d10
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:04:45
- faffs
- God: 20:04:47
- + longbow skill
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:04:57
- 12 plus...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:05:23
- ok 21
- God: 20:05:37
- you are aiming at the biggest one?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:05:43
- aye
- God: 20:05:52
- you hit
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:05:58
- Hurrah!\
- God: 20:06:03
- roll damage (longbow wiht flame arrows)
- Ryu: 20:06:08
- smells something burning behind him
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:07:16
- 11
- God: 20:07:25
- a flame arrow streaks over Ryu's head and hits the Orc chieftian on the nose
- God: 20:07:33
- there is an acrid smell of burning hair, but he keeps coming
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:07:35
- Biff!
- God: 20:07:46
- Lotho?
- God: 20:07:48
- what do you do?
- Emily: 20:07:53
- surely iwas last?
- God: 20:07:54
- nah
- Emily: 20:08:05
- if i cast anything i loose invisibility right?
- God: 20:08:08
- aye
- God: 20:08:17
- but you are invisible to undead - maybe you should use that?
- Emily: 20:08:17
- pooh, even my native plant spell?
- God: 20:08:22
- aye
- Ryu: 20:08:29
- I've got tanglefoot bags
- Emily: 20:08:35
- so do i actually
- Ryu: 20:08:40
- there you go
- God: 20:08:42
- you would perhaps have been better placed to take the censer, but there you go
- Emily: 20:08:44
- throws tanglefoot bags at the orcs
- God: 20:08:48
- okay
- Emily: 20:08:51
- you didnt tell me that!!!!!!!!!
- Emily: 20:08:55
- you said I was behind
- Emily: 20:08:58
- moo
- God: 20:09:07
- roll 2d10 plus your thrown weapons skill (e.g. javelin)
- Ryu: 20:09:07
- Tis a cruel and vengeful god.
- God: 20:09:12
- sighs
- God: 20:09:21
- meanwhile, Drake?
- Drake: 20:09:41
- lets loose a bolt upon the ghast
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:09:41
- Oh, dear. It's so hard being holier-than-thou (wasntme)
- God: 20:09:48
- okay, roll for damage
- Emily: 20:09:56
- fuck that
- Emily: 20:09:57
- 15
- God: 20:09:58
- heh
- Drake: 20:10:10
- 10 on3d6
- God: 20:10:17
- the lightning bolt streaks from the sky to hit hte ghast and ghoul, but does little damage
- God: 20:10:26
- the tanglefoot bag bursts amongst the orcs
- God: 20:10:47
- who charge through unhindered and hit Ryu like a storm of metal
- God: 20:10:51
- ryu, your armour class please?
- Emily: 20:10:51
- meep
- Ryu: 20:10:59
- crap on a stick!
- God: 20:11:09
- comeon boy, AC on teh double!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:11
- Well, bugger me :o
- Ryu: 20:11:37
- wellthe hell is it?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:11:51
- coming...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:01
- the Holy One is frantically rolling ...
- God: 20:12:07
- fortunately for Ryu
- God: 20:12:09
- he is damn fast
- God: 20:12:17
- the Orc Chieftain, one champion and all 5 orcs miss him
- Ryu: 20:12:36
- Whoa!
- God: 20:12:40
- one champion smashes him witha battle axe to the face, a stirling blow worthy of champions, but Ryu dodges the worst of it
- God: 20:12:42
- 10hps damage
- God: 20:12:46
- and a big, fat bruise on the shoulder
- Ryu: 20:12:47
- My sifu taught me that last move.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:12:47
- summons Monster to attack Ghoul and Ghast
- God: 20:13:02
- the ghoul and the ghast shamble into combat
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:13:02
- [but I have to wait apparently]
- God: 20:13:16
- everyone needs to make a saving throw (fortitude) against the ghast's horrendous stench
- Ryu: 20:13:23
- 2 d 10?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:13:24
- dice?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:14:08
- Poos! 6
- Emily: 20:14:15
- 18
- Ryu: 20:14:23
- 22
- God: 20:14:33
- Drake?
- Drake: 20:14:34
- 17
- God: 20:14:44
- okay, you all resist teh wave of stench that comes with the Ghast
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:14:49
- [cancel save - i'm in the bloody ship]
- God: 20:14:56
- Now Ryu, what do you do?
- Ryu: 20:15:08
- All these are orcs ya?
- God: 20:15:11
- aye
- God: 20:15:16
- chieftain's right in front of you
- God: 20:15:20
- big bastard, etc.
- God: 20:15:32
- you are completely surrounded
- Ryu: 20:15:42
- Hmm. Sunrod out of the question?
- God: 20:15:43
- the Orcs behind you are going to find you very easy to attack
- God: 20:15:49
- it might be wise to get out of there
- God: 20:15:52
- e.g. using tumble
- Ryu: 20:16:03
- ok then
- Ryu: 20:16:06
- roll what? 2 d10?
- Ryu: 20:16:09
- tumble
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:16:32
- [pstsssst, Ryu - god advises under breath to get out of there, otherwise an opportunity for suicide beckons]
- Ryu: 20:16:45
- 23 for tumble
- God: 20:16:52
- the 3 orcs and 1 champion behind you can outflank you, you see
- God: 20:16:55
- then you will be done for
- Ryu: 20:17:10
- Looks like there's a bit of internet lag here...
- Ryu: 20:17:21
- repeat: I'm tumbling like a mofo
- God: 20:17:25
- you drop low, spring over the bent knee of one orc and roll behind the champion, emerging a good 3m behind them
- God: 20:17:35
- they turn to face you in a gaggle and charge forward
- God: 20:17:49
- Oryndiel, however, has conjured a giant fire beetle between you and htem
- Ryu: 20:18:01
- Lotho, still invisible?
- God: 20:18:04
- Lotho, you're next
- God: 20:18:15
- the Ghast and Ghoul are marching towards you but htey can't see you
- Emily: 20:18:32
- wel, only to undead
- God: 20:18:37
- yes
- God: 20:18:41
- but what do you do?
- Emily: 20:18:49
- what options do i have?
- Emily: 20:18:58
- hide behind the undead/
- God: 20:18:59
- (btw, more Orcs have detached from teh battle with the dunlendings and arem oving towards you)
- Emily: 20:19:03
- where are they headed?
- God: 20:19:03
- ambush the undead
- God: 20:19:06
- ambush one of the orcs
- God: 20:19:14
- (you are between the undead and the orcs)
- Ryu: 20:19:19
- [brb - toilet break]
- God: 20:19:21
- cast a spell on something
- God: 20:19:22
- [me too]
- Emily: 20:19:46
- hrmmmm
- Drake: 20:20:09
- [toilet breaks for all! - brb]
- Emily: 20:20:13
- will consecrate doanything?
- Emily: 20:20:20
- pft
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:20:50
- Poo squeezing ahoy! (doh)
- God: 20:21:02
- oh it may well
- God: 20:21:03
- gimme a mo to check
- God: 20:21:07
- useful spell that...
- God: 20:21:35
- consecrate will reduce the undead's power and improve your ability to turn them
- God: 20:21:38
- cast that now,
- God: 20:21:42
- then use a turn check the following round
- God: 20:21:46
- you could drive away the undead
- God: 20:22:03
- useful since that Ghoul paralyses anyone it touches...
- God: 20:22:38
- Lotho?
- God: 20:22:40
- ...
- God: 20:22:42
- ?
- God: 20:23:18
- Drake, 3 orcs and a skeleton have detached themselves from a group of dying Dunlending archers and are moving towards you
- God: 20:23:22
- what are you doing?
- God: 20:23:38
- LOTHO?
- Drake: 20:23:43
- casting flame sphere, hoping to roll over them
- God: 20:23:53
- okay, roll 2d10 + spellcraft
- Emily: 20:24:16
- mm
- Emily: 20:24:26
- i need to roll?
- God: 20:24:29
- nah
- God: 20:24:35
- it just happens if you cast that spell
- Emily: 20:24:36
- sorry, you were all taking breaks, so I took a tea break
- Drake: 20:24:48
- 13 total
- God: 20:25:01
- Drake summons a ball of fire, which rolls along the ground towards his opponents
- God: 20:25:12
- they all dodge out of its way, however, and charge on
- God: 20:25:14
- battle is joined
- God: 20:25:44
- Ryu has avoided the 5 skeletons and the champion etc. who spent the round hacking the fire beetle into ichor (it didn't stand a chance)
- God: 20:26:03
- the ghast and ghoul charge into the gap created, and both attack ryu (at penalties due to the consecration)
- God: 20:26:16
- they miss
- God: 20:26:18
- which is fortunate
- Ryu: 20:26:21
- whew
- God: 20:26:31
- then 4 creatures attack Drake
- Emily: 20:26:34
- where's the censer?
- God: 20:26:51
- two Orcs hit Drake with scimitars
- God: 20:27:16
- doing 15 hps damage
- God: 20:27:19
- savage blows those
- God: 20:27:24
- (they were axes too, not scimitars)
- God: 20:27:33
- now Ryu can act
- God: 20:27:36
- what does he do?
- God: 20:27:45
- (btw Lotho, the Undead have seen you and are turning to attack)
- Ryu: 20:28:00
- so I've got the chieftan in front of me
- God: 20:28:05
- (btw Oryndiel, the man in the crows nest of the ship yells "third force to port and comin' fast!")
- God: 20:28:12
- aye you have Ryu
- Ryu: 20:28:18
- scorching ray
- God: 20:28:40
- you cast that you need to make a concentration check to avoid provoking extra attacks
- God: 20:28:44
- you wanna do that?
- Ryu: 20:28:46
- by the way, I've cast mage armour
- God: 20:28:49
- I know
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:28:51
- [Oryndiel surveys third force - what does he see?]
- Ryu: 20:28:54
- and yes to the question
- God: 20:29:13
- [If Oryndiel does that he loses all actions this round]
- God: 20:29:22
- okay, Ryu, roll 2d10 + concentration
- Ryu: 20:29:32
- figging hell - 10!
- God: 20:29:36
- okay
- God: 20:29:40
- you lose the spell and the power points
- Emily: 20:29:40
- wants to turn undead (is ability)
- Ryu: 20:29:57
- who me?
- God: 20:29:58
- Oryndiel charges to teh port (opposite) side of the ship to look at this third force
- God: 20:30:01
- yes you Ryu
- God: 20:30:16
- leaning on teh edge of the ship he can see, emerging from forest to teh South west
- God: 20:30:26
- a force of some 200 Dunlendings, mounted on horses
- God: 20:30:27
- that is
- God: 20:30:28
- 200 cavalry
- God: 20:30:30
- lances down
- God: 20:30:37
- thundering towards teh field of battle
- God: 20:30:49
- at their fore is a small squad of steel-armoured nightmares
- God: 20:30:56
- their horses are trailing sparks
- Emily: 20:31:00
- nightmares?
- God: 20:31:06
- no, an illusion most likely
- God: 20:31:09
- they are wearing very noble looking armour
- God: 20:31:15
- and one is carrying a standard
- God: 20:31:22
- a black sun on a blue sky
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:28
- can I fireball the third force without taking out my friends?
- God: 20:31:39
- "That's the Dark Chieftain's personal banner!" yells the man in the rigging
- God: 20:31:42
- you can Oryndiel
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:31:45
- fireballs 'em
- God: 20:31:51
- but not htis round - it was spent looking, remember?
- God: 20:31:55
- Lotho, roll your turn check
- Emily: 20:32:01
- who's the dark chieftain again?
- Ryu: 20:32:11
- the guy who wants the censer as well
- Emily: 20:32:23
- just 2d10? 14
- God: 20:32:42
- add charisma bonus
- Emily: 20:32:48
- oh, yeah, so regarding my previous qn, where is the censer now?
- God: 20:32:49
- 1 in your case
- God: 20:32:52
- Lotho, Ryu has it
- Ryu: 20:33:02
- DO I??
- Emily: 20:33:09
- 15
- Ryu: 20:33:11
- Bloody hell.
- God: 20:33:16
- that die roll means you can affect the ghast and ghoul
- God: 20:33:19
- now roll 2d6
- Emily: 20:33:37
- 7
- God: 20:33:45
- add your cleric level and charisma bonus
- Ryu: 20:33:54
- Should we return to the ship now that I've got the censer?
- Emily: 20:34:05
- 12
- God: 20:34:06
- okay Lotho
- Emily: 20:34:19
- ryu: yes!
- God: 20:34:23
- you raise your holy symbol and yell "get ye to hell, unnatural slime beings!"
- God: 20:34:28
- the Ghoul crumbles to dust
- God: 20:34:32
- as do the 5 skeletons
- Emily: 20:34:45
- .. but I'm turning them not killing them... ?
- God: 20:34:45
- but the ghast simply turns and runs away
- God: 20:34:47
- good work though
- God: 20:34:49
- ...
- Emily: 20:34:51
- mmk
- God: 20:34:59
- you destroy low-level undead with turning unless you explicitly state otherwise
- God: 20:35:05
- (i didn't ask, didn't think you'd care)
- God: 20:35:07
- right
- Ryu: 20:35:11
- nice one
- God: 20:35:13
- next, Drake, what do you do?
- Drake: 20:35:16
- beasties, GET ME OUT ONTO THE SHIP!!
- God: 20:35:27
- yeah, okay
- Emily: 20:35:35
- leave us here, thanks!
- God: 20:35:40
- next round your eagel will come to you (maybe two rounds from now actually)
- God: 20:35:47
- what do you do in the meantime?
- God: 20:35:51
- you are in combat, remember?
- Drake: 20:35:55
- i'm allergic to axes
- Emily: 20:36:01
- haha
- Ryu: 20:36:05
- hehe
- Drake: 20:36:07
- full defense?
- God: 20:36:10
- okay
- God: 20:36:17
- all 4 attack you
- God: 20:36:58
- 1 hits
- God: 20:37:05
- does 8 hps damage
- Drake: 20:37:17
- ow
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:37:20
- uses whispering wind to alert others to the approach of what seems to be the Dark Chieftan's mob, portside, and that I plan to fireball 'em when they're in range
- God: 20:37:24
- the 5 Orcs, Orc champions and Orc chieftains all attack Ryu
- Ryu: 20:37:39
- Am I surrounded?
- God: 20:37:41
- one champion hits
- God: 20:37:43
- you aren't surrounded yet
- God: 20:37:54
- but you will be next round if you don't get out of there - another tumble migh tbe in order
- Emily: 20:37:56
- can i surprise attack them?
- God: 20:37:59
- 8 hps damage
- God: 20:38:00
- btw
- Ryu: 20:38:04
- tumbles
- God: 20:38:05
- someone might wnat to come to his aid
- God: 20:38:10
- that's 8 people he's fightin', including a cheiftain
- Emily: 20:38:16
- can i surprise attack them?
- God: 20:38:20
- and he can't hit back while tumbling
- God: 20:38:21
- yep,
- God: 20:38:22
- you can
- God: 20:38:35
- Oryndiel has sent her message on whispering wind, so you now all know that time is pressing
- Ryu: 20:38:40
- I have like 9 health points left
- God: 20:38:41
- Lotho, make an attack roll and pick a target
- Emily: 20:38:44
- uses special sneak attack feat!
- Emily: 20:38:51
- can i?
- God: 20:38:53
- 2d10 + morning star
- God: 20:38:57
- choose a target
- God: 20:39:09
- I recommend the chieftain - he is the only one with any chance of hitting Ryu and he is already injured
- Ryu: 20:39:28
- 15 for tumble
- God: 20:39:46
- okay Ryu, your tumble failed
- Emily: 20:39:51
- rolled 12!
- God: 20:39:57
- in total Lotho?
- Emily: 20:40:09
- no, i rolled 12. thats critical right?
- Emily: 20:40:19
- bonus = 9
- God: 20:40:20
- so add your morning star attack bonus
- God: 20:40:21
- good good
- God: 20:40:29
- so your totla is 21?
- Emily: 20:40:33
- yeah
- God: 20:40:35
- okay
- Emily: 20:40:42
- but don't i get something special for rolling max?
- God: 20:40:48
- you hit the Chieftain good and solid in the back
- God: 20:40:51
- how is 12 a max?
- God: 20:40:53
- on 2d10?
- Emily: 20:40:57
- 2d6
- God: 20:41:06
- no Lotho, 2d10 for your attack roll
- God: 20:41:12
- then if you hit you roll normal damage and add 2d6
- Emily: 20:41:21
- read wrong
- God: 20:41:28
- agrees
- God: 20:41:47
- ...
- God: 20:41:53
- ...
- God: 20:41:56
- ...
- Emily: 20:42:00
- k, 24 total
- God: 20:42:02
- ah
- God: 20:42:04
- now that's a hit
- God: 20:42:13
- so roll the normal morning star damage, plus 2d6
- God: 20:42:27
- i.e. 3d6+2
- Emily: 20:42:33
- 13
- Emily: 20:42:40
- huh?
- Emily: 20:42:51
- im confused
- God: 20:42:56
- you struck the chieftain in the lower thigh, a deep and disabling wound
- God: 20:43:06
- he grunts and turns to face you, along with one of his champions
- God: 20:43:12
- now you're in trouble...
- God: 20:43:17
- Drake, what do you do?
- God: 20:43:27
- you still have opponents gathering around you
- God: 20:43:37
- and your eagle arrives next round
- God: 20:44:01
- ...
- Drake: 20:44:08
- cautious retreat...
- God: 20:44:14
- full defense?
- Drake: 20:44:23
- of course
- God: 20:44:47
- you retreat cautiously, the orcs and skeletons a flurry of steel around you
- God: 20:44:48
- fortunately none hit you
- God: 20:44:59
- the 5 orcs attack Ryu
- God: 20:45:08
- all miss
- God: 20:45:13
- 2 attack Lotho
- Emily: 20:45:17
- whats oryndiel doing?
- Emily: 20:45:34
- can i use my evasion feat?
- God: 20:45:40
- one (the chieftain) hits withhis two-handed sword
- God: 20:45:41
- no you can't
- God: 20:45:50
- you can take 18 points of damage
- Emily: 20:45:52
- pooh u
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:45:59
- I'm waiting for the next round
- God: 20:46:02
- it was a big, swinging hit to the side of the head
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:46:03
- so I can use my fireball
- God: 20:46:06
- okay Ryu what do you do
- God: 20:46:07
- ?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:46:07
- agains the chieftan
- Ryu: 20:46:31
- I've got a healing potion
- God: 20:46:38
- you gonna drink it?
- Emily: 20:46:40
- ummm where are my hit points?
- God: 20:46:41
- or list your inventory?
- Ryu: 20:46:50
- Drink it
- God: 20:46:56
- they are on the skills and abilities page, near your abilities
- God: 20:46:57
- near the top
- God: 20:46:59
- okay
- God: 20:47:03
- is it seriosu or light wounds?
- Ryu: 20:47:13
- Well, I have only 9 points left
- Ryu: 20:47:17
- that would make it serious wounds
- God: 20:47:26
- okay, roll 2d8+1 and add it to your hps
- God: 20:47:32
- okay, Oryndiel, the dark chieftain is in range
- God: 20:47:37
- you unleash your fireball?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:47:44
- aye
- God: 20:47:45
- roll
- Ryu: 20:47:53
- phew
- God: 20:48:22
- an amusing thing happens...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:48:28
- 23
- God: 20:48:47
- the fireball streaks from your hand across teh darkness, lighting the sky so all around can see exactly where your skyship is
- God: 20:49:04
- it lands square in teh Dark Chieftains path and blooms to its full size
- God: 20:49:12
- but is *reflected back*
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:49:22
- FOOK!@fjoasdfjadowe
- God: 20:49:29
- it comes streaking through the darkness back to the ship, following the same path it took to leave the ship -
- God: 20:49:37
- direct to your still outstretched palm
- Ryu: 20:49:39
- Noooo - my ship!!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:49:45
- My hand!!!!!!!
- God: 20:49:46
- make a reflex save against YOUR OWN SPELL ROLL
- Ryu: 20:49:55
- I mean, uh, oh no, our elf.
- Drake: 20:49:58
- my getaway plan!!
- God: 20:50:01
- (roll 2d10 and add your reflex save)
- Drake: 20:50:11
- me too
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:50:13
- 18
- God: 20:50:36
- okay
- God: 20:50:40
- the fireball explodes around Oryndiel on the ship
- God: 20:50:45
- doing full damage
- God: 20:50:49
- Oryndiel, since it's your fireball...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:50:49
- I'm fooked
- God: 20:50:54
- why don't you roll your own damage?
- God: 20:50:55
- 4d6 please!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:51:24
- 12 - I've lost both legs and my willy
- God: 20:51:32
- which happens on any moredamage than a 3
- God: 20:51:33
- okay
- God: 20:51:47
- so the ship flares up, making very clear to the attacking Dunlendings exactly where you are
- Emily: 20:51:47
- but not your balls?
- God: 20:51:51
- has none
- God: 20:51:53
- next is Lotho
- God: 20:51:55
- what do you do?
- Emily: 20:52:31
- cast obscuring mist
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:52:33
- writhes in agony and reminisces about his last shag - the blonde sylph in Rivendell with a penchant for cucumbers.
- God: 20:52:44
- which is all he will use from now on
- God: 20:52:46
- good thinking Lotho
- Emily: 20:52:48
- ewwww
- Ryu: 20:52:51
- hahah
- God: 20:52:52
- you cast obscuring mist
- Emily: 20:53:00
- yes. do i need to roll?
- God: 20:53:01
- Drake, your eagle lands with a huge screech on three of the orcs
- Emily: 20:53:04
- no. good
- God: 20:53:06
- the other two turn and flee in terror
- God: 20:53:09
- no Lotho
- God: 20:53:10
- what do you do?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:53:18
- [btw does this mean my hippogriff got scorched in my ball?]
- God: 20:53:22
- [no
- God: 20:53:23
- ]
- God: 20:53:30
- Drake: the situation further away is
- God: 20:53:35
- impending wall of Dunlending steel
- Emily: 20:53:45
- drake: drop the orcs on the dunlendings!
- God: 20:53:52
- Halfling, severely injured, facing off against Orc Chieftain and champion
- God: 20:54:06
- Ryu, between the Orcs and the Dunlendings (sort of) facing champion and 5 Orcs
- Emily: 20:54:06
- I'm only moderately injured
- Emily: 20:54:14
- anyway i'm disappearing in fog
- Drake: 20:54:20
- climb up and prepare spike growth spell
- God: 20:54:22
- what!
- God: 20:54:31
- you have a calllightning spell waiting to be unleashed
- Emily: 20:54:33
- how big is my mist?
- Ryu: 20:54:49
- yea, am I hiding in Lotho's mist?
- God: 20:54:52
- you can pop it right in amongst the Orcs fighting ryu and Ltoho
- Drake: 20:55:05
- then it shall be unleashed on the thing closest to hurting us all
- God: 20:55:11
- they both have evasion so will probably not take any damage
- Ryu: 20:55:27
- "probably". go for it anyway
- Emily: 20:55:28
- .. are you relying on my rolling ability?
- God: 20:55:29
- [also incidentally you will then get experience for killing the chieftain]
- God: 20:55:34
- want to make an omelette...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:55:56
- (~) action!
- Drake: 20:55:58
- eggs don't have vengeful friends...
- God: 20:56:05
- good point Drake
- God: 20:56:08
- but this is the interent!
- Ryu: 20:56:20
- Its a series of tubes
- God: 20:56:27
- right
- God: 20:56:31
- someone make a fucking decision
- Drake: 20:56:32
- then, in faceless style, duck and cover gents!
- God: 20:56:37
- okay
- God: 20:56:45
- Lotho and Ryu, make a reflex saving throw
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:56:47
- *ducks in agony*
- Emily: 20:56:50
- turns into a turtle
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:57:02
- Heroes that are half shell
- God: 20:57:06
- Drake, roll 3d6 for damage, then hop on your eagle
- Ryu: 20:57:12
- 21
- Emily: 20:57:17
- 2d10?
- God: 20:57:22
- aye
- Ryu: 20:57:25
- turtle power
- Drake: 20:57:31
- 14
- God: 20:57:31
- + reflex save bonus
- Emily: 20:57:35
- 20
- God: 20:57:38
- good work drake
- God: 20:57:49
- okay, Lotho and Ryu duck away from teh bolt in the nick of time, taking no damage
- Ryu: 20:57:54
- yay!
- God: 20:58:17
- the bolt strikes right in the middle of the group of Orcs, killing the chieftain and all the Orcs but leaving the champions barely alive
- God: 20:58:30
- one champion comes swinging at Ryu, one at Lotho
- God: 20:58:37
- Drake, do you hop on your eagle?
- Drake: 20:58:42
- yay! effectiveness!
- Drake: 20:58:48
- yes please
- Ryu: 20:58:49
- thanks Drake!
- God: 20:58:56
- Ryu and Lotho both dodge Orc Champion attacks
- God: 20:59:00
- then...
- Ryu: 20:59:13
- who's go is it?
- God: 20:59:16
- the Dunlendings sweep in like a scythe, smashing into the Orc forces to your side and wheeling around as they do so
- God: 20:59:20
- yours Ryu
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 20:59:23
- When can I heal my willy?
- God: 20:59:26
- one champoin in front of you
- God: 20:59:38
- you have maybe two rounds while the DUnlendings wheel around, and then they're onto you
- Drake: 20:59:43
- small wounds?
- Ryu: 20:59:43
- I want to attack
- God: 21:00:08
- the small squad of super-Dunlendings clustered around the Chieftain have peeled off from teh strike and brought their horses to a halt between you and the Orcs
- God: 21:00:21
- a small force of Dunlending warriors is coming to join them, peeling away from the battle
- Ryu: 21:00:29
- oh fook
- Ryu: 21:00:31
- time to leave
- God: 21:00:36
- Oryndiel, you can use a potion or wait for a healer...
- God: 21:00:39
- Ryu, what do you do?
- God: 21:00:41
- It's your go
- Ryu: 21:00:52
- stunning fists on the orc chieftan
- God: 21:01:04
- there is a fucked champoin in front of you
- God: 21:01:07
- the only chieftain is grilled
- God: 21:01:10
- dead
- God: 21:01:10
- cooked
- God: 21:01:13
- toasted
- Ryu: 21:01:21
- or whatever kills him
- God: 21:01:26
- aye
- God: 21:01:31
- so you have a champion to fight and that is all
- Ryu: 21:01:58
- so what do I roll?
- God: 21:02:05
- do you want to attack this champion?
- God: 21:02:14
- if so 2d10 + attack bonus
- God: 21:02:20
- is this a stunning fist?
- Ryu: 21:02:27
- does it kill?
- God: 21:02:29
- the champion looks pretty fukced, if you hit him you probably won't need it
- God: 21:02:38
- a normal flurry of blows will probably suffice
- Ryu: 21:02:51
- ok - normal flurry
- Ryu: 21:02:54
- 24
- God: 21:03:00
- okay
- Ryu: 21:03:01
- I rolled 2 10s!
- God: 21:03:07
- you hit him with the first blow
- God: 21:03:10
- that's a potential critical
- God: 21:03:15
- roll again please, 2d10 + bonus
- Ryu: 21:03:27
- 19!
- God: 21:03:30
- okay, double damage
- God: 21:03:40
- so roll your usual damage and double it
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:03:50
- hoists himself up with a whimper and a quick massage of the groin, (sweat) loads his bow and pings off a fiery arrow intended for Lotho's vile Champion
- Ryu: 21:03:55
- My usual damage?
- God: 21:04:00
- yes ryu, your usual damage
- God: 21:04:07
- look it up next to the attack bonus
- God: 21:04:09
- oryndiel, roll
- God: 21:04:13
- 2d10 etc.
- God: 21:04:36
- Ryu...?
- Ryu: 21:04:41
- 14
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:04:43
- 19
- God: 21:04:44
- right
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:05:05
- 11
- God: 21:05:22
- Ryu does a massive leaping head strike on the Champion in fronnt of hiim, screaming with kiai fury, and the Champion's head explodes in a flurry of blood and brains
- Ryu: 21:05:32
- Yay brains!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:05:38
- Bravo (clap)
- God: 21:05:46
- Oryndiel fires an arrow, which streaks like a golden beam through the pre-dawn darkness and takes Lotho's enemy in hte back with a sizzling explosion
- God: 21:05:49
- he falls dead to the ground
- Emily: 21:05:55
- (puke)
- God: 21:06:00
- Lotho, you are free to grab a rope and head for the hills
- God: 21:06:05
- Drake, you are free to fly away
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:06:07
- Huzzah with knobs on!
- Emily: 21:06:10
- did oryndiel kill mine?
- Ryu: 21:06:13
- Yep
- God: 21:06:14
- if you want you can tkae your bird over to Ryu and pick him up
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:06:29
- I need healing, Drake ol' man!
- Emily: 21:06:35
- runs back to the ship?
- Emily: 21:06:42
- can heal
- God: 21:06:43
- The Dark Chieftain is cantering away from teh battle, his 5 Dunlending champions behind him
- Drake: 21:06:44
- jump when i say @F%%&@
- Ryu: 21:06:56
- jumps
- Drake: 21:07:19
- we return to said ship
- God: 21:07:21
- behind those 5 champions, over the screaming and rending sounds, you hear the call for more DUnlending soldiers
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:07:26
- Alright, Lotho, get your first aid kit out pronto. I need a massive band aid for my gaping willy wound.
- God: 21:07:36
- you can also see a small squad of reserve cavalry cantering up from the other side of the ship
- Ryu: 21:07:36
- your.... axe wound?
- Ryu: 21:07:51
- pilots the ship to escape
- God: 21:08:13
- as Lotho clambers up the rope, and Ryu and Drake ascend slwoly on the bird, the Dark Chieftain comes to a stop just metres away from you.
- Emily: 21:08:14
- cure moderate wounds?
- God: 21:08:34
- He raises one dark gloved hand to his Dunlendings, who have pulled out throwing axes, and motions for them to hold their throw
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:08:48
- clings to the handrail, eyes watering at Lotho's sharp needle as he stitches me up ;(
- God: 21:08:58
- you can't see him clealry, but from behind his overhanging visor you can see piercing eyes watching you
- Ryu: 21:09:15
- (call)
- God: 21:09:18
- you get the feeling that he has made a very clear assessment of who you are and what you might be doing here
- Emily: 21:09:20
- he doesn't expect us to be baddies does he?
- Ryu: 21:09:22
- says I to the chief
- God: 21:09:53
- as your skyship begins to pull away, another 30 or 40 Dunlendings come riding up to him
- God: 21:10:06
- they all watch in silence as you steal into the clouds, bearing your stolen treasure
- Emily: 21:10:15
- mm, how many feats can i use in one day?
- God: 21:10:17
- behind them, the Orc horde is hacked to ruins
- God: 21:10:22
- as many as you like
- God: 21:10:23
- why?
- Emily: 21:10:27
- just wondering
- God: 21:10:36
- for cure moderate wounds, roll 2d8+level
- God: 21:10:38
- and lose 2pps
- Emily: 21:10:42
- (considers "persuade" .. might become useful)
- God: 21:10:45
- everyone got out alive I take it?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:10:45
- Is my willy sewn back on yet? :S
- God: 21:10:57
- as soon as someone rolls that spell...
- God: 21:11:04
- that someone being Lotho
- God: 21:11:17
- you are now 200m above the fray
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:11:19
- Please .... Lothoooo .... hurry!
- Emily: 21:11:21
- 11
- God: 21:11:21
- what do you do now?
- God: 21:11:24
- there you go dear
- God: 21:11:29
- regain 11hps
- God: 21:11:36
- that should sew the old codger back in place
- Drake: 21:11:40
- shall i do mine own then ? ;(
- God: 21:11:42
- smiles cruelly
- God: 21:11:44
- FOR NOW
- God: 21:12:00
- as you like it ... if you have Pps left over
- God: 21:12:22
- did anyone bring the censer?
- Ryu: 21:12:33
- Yea me
- God: 21:12:39
- good work!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:12:40
- ryu has it tucked under his codpiece
- Emily: 21:12:53
- bugger, where are poiwer points?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:12:54
- Shall we have a wee party to celebrate? (party)
- God: 21:13:00
- teh incense in it smells like a funeral parlour
- God: 21:13:10
- they are in your divine magic section
- God: 21:13:19
- use the 'current pps' box, not the one for your total
- Ryu: 21:13:25
- Who shall maketh note of ye censer?
- God: 21:13:30
- what will you all do now?
- Emily: 21:13:38
- so, who needs healing? i have only 6 pts left
- Drake: 21:13:55
- i can heal - i have 16 pp atm
- Emily: 21:13:55
- are we safe or are we oging to be followed?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:13:56
- I think I'm fine.
- God: 21:14:05
- there is no evidence you are being followed
- Ryu: 21:14:27
- I think we may have made an enemy of the Dark Cheiftain
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:14:29
- Where is the nearest safest place to berth? We could teleport there
- God: 21:14:47
- your teleportation power takes you back to one place - Ost in Eidhil
- God: 21:14:56
- it will cost 1000gps worth of gemmy goodness
- God: 21:15:09
- it will certainly throw his Dark Highness of your track
- God: 21:15:15
- ... for now ...
- Ryu: 21:15:17
- What else were we suppose to do?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:15:18
- we have 24, 910 gps in the kitty
- God: 21:15:30
- what do you mean Ryu?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:15:45
- shall I get the cash out of the cat and then be on our teleportery way?
- Ryu: 21:15:47
- Is there any other part of the mission we forgot?
- Emily: 21:15:53
- we coul dgo make a deal with the dunlendings and bugger the elves
- Ryu: 21:15:53
- Yea lets teleport
- God: 21:16:03
- did you hear that Oryndiel?
- Ryu: 21:16:14
- well, Oryndiel's right here if we need to bugger an elf - oh wait
- Emily: 21:16:16
- :D
- Drake: 21:16:34
- that is awkward for me
- God: 21:17:04
- please discuss amongst yourselves for a moment
- God: 21:17:08
- i am busy doing something
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:17:09
- Bugger the elves? never! I wouldn't bugger an elf if he was glazed in honey.
- Emily: 21:17:26
- tries to look over god's shoulder
- Drake: 21:17:26
- too sticky
- Ryu: 21:17:30
- Was there anything else we need to do?
- Emily: 21:17:33
- i bet the dark chieftain is coming for us
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:17:37
- Icky ick.
- Ryu: 21:17:37
- Get the censer, save the cheerleader?
- Emily: 21:17:46
- save the world
- Emily: 21:17:52
- let's transport
- Ryu: 21:18:00
- Fair enough - let's a-go-go
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:18:00
- Let's bend space and time!
- Drake: 21:18:07
- how badly are the griffs damaged?
- God: 21:18:17
- not at all
- Emily: 21:18:18
- and the ship....
- Ryu: 21:18:24
- My ship!!
- God: 21:18:25
- only a flesh wound...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:18:36
- Sorry about that, Ryu.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:18:55
- gives Ryu a box of "Roses"
- Ryu: 21:19:18
- That's ok...
- God: 21:19:22
- everyone gets 1400 experience points each
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:19:23
- But don't eat the green triangle one, it's my fave!
- God: 21:19:31
- for that little stoush
- Ryu: 21:19:33
- We can always kill another Gythyanki crew for another one
- Emily: 21:19:50
- we didn't kill the first
- Ryu: 21:20:03
- oh right
- Ryu: 21:20:09
- where's our experience points?
- God: 21:20:14
- bottom of the skills and abilities page
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:20:21
- Can we restore our power points now? i want to touch my points!
- God: 21:20:22
- I believe this may take some of you up a level?
- God: 21:20:30
- have you teleported back to Ost-in-Eidhil?
- God: 21:20:40
- or do you do as Lotho suggests and make a deal with the DUnlendings?
- Emily: 21:20:44
- um.. where do they go?
- God: 21:20:53
- that's the dark chieftain there, just sitting on the battlefield...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:21:03
- Teleport - NOW!
- Emily: 21:21:05
- i don't have how many i have already, or how many i need for next level
- Emily: 21:21:19
- teleport
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:21:28
- hands Ryu a massive bag of gems to fuel the teleportation
- God: 21:21:36
- Lotho, bottom of the skills and abilities page
- Emily: 21:21:49
- theres no numbers there
- Ryu: 21:21:53
- um teleports.
- God: 21:21:53
- good point
- Drake: 21:21:54
- 1400>21000-20845? = lu?
- God: 21:21:56
- how did that happen?
- God: 21:22:02
- that's right Drake
- God: 21:22:08
- scratches omnipotent head
- Drake: 21:22:12
- yay!
- God: 21:22:25
- you have 33871
- God: 21:22:28
- you need 36000
- God: 21:22:53
- so
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:22:53
- Have we teleported to a safe cosy hillside yet?
- Ryu: 21:22:59
- Great. I need 1000 points more to up a level
- God: 21:23:01
- you all teleport back to Ost-in-Eidhil
- God: 21:23:15
- where you are able to meet Firiolena if you like
- God: 21:23:18
- you have his censor...
- God: 21:23:22
- will you give it to him or flee and sell it...
- God: 21:23:27
- could be a powerful item...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:23:36
- I think we should keep it.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:23:49
- Finders keepers and all that. Could come in handy, right?
- God: 21:23:57
- yes, it would
- God: 21:24:01
- there are many rangers in the world you know
- Drake: 21:24:06
- what else could we get from him instead?
- God: 21:24:11
- who have "UNDEAD" as their hated enemy, on their character sheet
- Emily: 21:24:13
- i want to find out how it works
- Drake: 21:24:20
- if we "traded"...
- God: 21:24:21
- and keep a censer of controlling undead in case it might "prove useful"
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:24:30
- (Lotho - you sound like Sylar)
- Ryu: 21:24:42
- Booooom
- God: 21:24:51
- Lotho, do an identify spell and you'll be able to work out the details...
- Emily: 21:24:56
- points finger at Oryndiel's forhead
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:24:57
- Slice off it's pretty head!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:25:16
- [Drake - excuse "Heroes" references]
- God: 21:25:23
- Drake
- Emily: 21:25:24
- how do i do an identify spell?
- God: 21:25:30
- I don't know if you can
- God: 21:25:31
- Oryndiel or Ryu can
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:25:33
- Better forehead than foreskin!
- God: 21:25:36
- check spell lists everyone
- God: 21:25:37
- hrmmph
- God: 21:25:45
- so ah, Drake
- Ryu: 21:25:48
- hehehe
- God: 21:25:54
- you will probably be given a minor reward for returning the censer
- Ryu: 21:25:59
- I have identify
- God: 21:26:03
- gonna use it?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:26:04
- watashi mo
- Ryu: 21:26:06
- yep
- God: 21:26:08
- okay
- God: 21:26:12
- you cast your identify spell
- God: 21:26:30
- this censer, when lit with the right incense (choose a flavour ryu, make it dark and sinister)
- God: 21:26:33
- enables the user to control undead
- God: 21:26:59
- 10xlevel in undead, in fact
- Ryu: 21:27:06
- bloody hell
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:27:10
- How convenient!
- God: 21:27:11
- e.g. an 8th level cleric could control 240 skeletons
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:27:18
- Brillo-pads!
- God: 21:27:19
- however...
- God: 21:27:22
- it is part of something bigger
- God: 21:27:31
- a complex magical artifact
- God: 21:27:46
- when part of that artifact it has more powers, and its control undead power will be greater
- God: 21:27:53
- you don't know any more than that, however
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:28:15
- Let's keep it!
- God: 21:28:20
- ORYNDIEL
- God: 21:28:28
- you have UNDEAD as hated enemy
- God: 21:28:31
- you don't keep things like this...
- God: 21:28:36
- you destroy them...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:28:44
- Drat. But it sounds sooo cool!
- God: 21:28:47
- or give them to elven custodians to "protect" them...
- God: 21:28:53
- I'm sure they will look after it...
- Ryu: 21:28:57
- What if one of us kept it?
- Ryu: 21:29:03
- Except i'm lawful
- God: 21:29:08
- (your mission was to return it to firiolena)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:29:17
- So we have to return it to ponce-ly name fiolinea
- God: 21:29:24
- I suspect if one of you kept it Oryndiel would give you a lot of sideways glances...
- Drake: 21:29:26
- it is *unnatural* - i'll have no part of it
- God: 21:29:31
- there you go...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:29:41
- Or Frilly Leaner...
- God: 21:29:48
- he is very lean...
- God: 21:29:50
- and quite frilly...
- Ryu: 21:30:05
- Oh alright then.
- God: 21:30:07
- so do you return it to him or does Lotho or Ryu keep it against hte better wishes of Drake and Oryndiel?
- God: 21:30:17
- (or does Oryndiel try to destroy it?)
- Emily: 21:30:30
- i'm a theif
- Emily: 21:30:32
- i want it
- Ryu: 21:30:42
- Oh no, I lost it. Someone stole it
- Emily: 21:30:43
- volunteers to take it out and destroy it
- God: 21:30:47
- if you want Lotho you can steal it on the sly from one of the characters
- God: 21:30:49
- heh
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:30:53
- Bloody halflings and their blasted kleptomania.
- God: 21:31:06
- everyone, Lotho has offered to destroy it
- Ryu: 21:31:07
- Whoops. He stole your willy.
- Emily: 21:31:10
- (devil)
- God: 21:31:11
- anyone want to go along with that plan?
- Drake: 21:31:23
- the artifact or the willy?
- God: 21:31:28
- the artifact
- Emily: 21:31:30
- or i can return it to the poncy elf.. either way
- Ryu: 21:31:35
- Well if we return it, we will get some kind of reward
- Emily: 21:31:36
- i won't touch the willy
- God: 21:31:49
- indeed Ryu
- Ryu: 21:31:51
- We destroy it, we get.... nothing. Except maybe a smug sense of self-satisfaction.
- God: 21:31:55
- indeed Ryu
- God: 21:32:04
- also you might piss off Firiolena if he discovers you did that
- Emily: 21:32:11
- but then no one else cna use it against us
- God: 21:32:13
- he might want to ... you know ... research the ways of evil
- Drake: 21:32:13
- can we use it to find the next piece?
- God: 21:32:15
- 'n stuff
- God: 21:32:20
- um, Drake, probably a bit
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:32:21
- Let's just be noice and give Frilly Leaner his Precious Thing.
- Drake: 21:32:26
- it might need "destroying"
- God: 21:32:32
- well Oryndiel, Lotho has offered to take it to him
- Emily: 21:32:33
- all these poncy good people would want it destroyed
- Ryu: 21:32:53
- We can't exactly destroy a magical artifact. You blasted it with your lightning and ball of fire and whatnot
- God: 21:32:55
- would you like to hand it to Lotho so he can run it off to Firiolena, or do you all want to go together?
- God: 21:33:02
- it can be done Ryu
- God: 21:33:05
- crack of doom etc.
- Ryu: 21:33:19
- Yes, I see the crack of doom everytime I pass a construction site
- God: 21:33:32
- censer won't fit in that one
- Ryu: 21:33:37
- You'd be surprised
- Emily: 21:33:39
- haha
- Drake: 21:33:43
- not snugly
- God: 21:33:46
- how shall it be delivered unto the might Firiolena?
- God: 21:33:52
- by all of you, or just by Lotho?
- Ryu: 21:34:04
- Let's give it to Lotho
- Ryu: 21:34:13
- ;)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:34:23
- Someone should go with Lotho in case Frilly does the dodge?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:34:32
- Yay or nay?
- Emily: 21:34:32
- (yawn)
- God: 21:34:37
- good point Oryndiel. Cna't have ... Frilly ... doing the dodge...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:34:44
- Poor sleepy Lotho.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:35:02
- Can we have a decision already?
- Ryu: 21:35:04
- Oryndiel can go
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:35:12
- Alrighty.
- Drake: 21:35:13
- yes
- God: 21:35:18
- okay, so Oryndiel and Lotho take the device to Firiolena?
- Emily: 21:35:18
- oryndiel would love that
- Emily: 21:35:22
- k
- Drake: 21:35:28
- ok
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:35:39
- keeps beady elven eye on Lotho
- God: 21:36:03
- okay, so Oryndiel and Lotho take the device to Firiolena, who greets them in his study
- God: 21:36:08
- he is happy ot see you
- God: 21:36:18
- you hand over the device, and he is very interested by your tale
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:36:18
- yikes
- God: 21:36:29
- (incidentally, do you guys mention teh Dark Chieftain's arrival?)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:36:32
- shd we do a checkthingy?
- God: 21:36:40
- if you like
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:36:46
- ok
- Emily: 21:36:48
- you trust this ponce don't you oryndiel?
- Ryu: 21:36:57
- Coz he's an elf
- God: 21:36:58
- Oryndiel trusts all ponces on principle
- Emily: 21:37:02
- oh
- God: 21:37:02
- Lotho... sense motive?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:37:15
- 9
- God: 21:37:22
- Oryndiel got a crap one of course
- God: 21:37:26
- Lotho, if you like you can do one
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:37:35
- (not a crap)
- Emily: 21:37:38
- 10
- Ryu: 21:37:40
- hahah
- God: 21:37:47
- okay, no chance you guys get any sense of his intentions
- Emily: 21:37:48
- heh
- God: 21:37:50
- you hand it over
- God: 21:37:57
- then have a drink of elven wine with him and leave
- God: 21:38:03
- he gives you minor gifts each
- God: 21:38:08
- 10 +1 arrows for Oryndiel
- Emily: 21:38:18
- bah
- Emily: 21:38:26
- we deserve more than minor gifts for that one
- God: 21:38:29
- a ring of luck for Lotho (can reroll 3 rolls in the future)
- Ryu: 21:38:37
- maybe lotho can steal it after we give it
- God: 21:38:48
- a ring of strength for Ryu (+1 to strength while worn)
- Emily: 21:38:48
- 3 rolls in one day or ever?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:38:49
- Yeah, where's the Tupperware?
- God: 21:38:55
- any time period Ryu
- God: 21:39:09
- and a chalice of silence for Drake
- Ryu: 21:39:31
- yay. Minor ring of strength.
- Drake: 21:39:33
- do i need one?
- God: 21:39:41
- (take the lid off the chalice, adn everything around you goes silent for 1 minute)
- God: 21:39:43
- works once a day
- God: 21:39:57
- no-one within 10' can use magic
- God: 21:40:02
- (including you)
- Drake: 21:40:26
- yay! [now i can get back those wimpier spell users...]
- God: 21:40:30
- so please write all this down on your character sheet
- God: 21:40:33
- also
- God: 21:40:42
- everyone gets 1000xps for successfully completing the adventure as expected
- God: 21:40:46
- well done kids!
- God: 21:41:05
- we'll do level advances next session, eh?
- God: 21:41:07
- don't forget
- God: 21:41:19
- oh last thing, Lotho - you gonna try and steal that censer?
- Ryu: 21:41:29
- Yay!
- Emily: 21:41:38
- ummmmm, do i have a chance?
- God: 21:41:41
- probably not
- Emily: 21:41:45
- no then
- God: 21:41:46
- good way to die young though
- God: 21:41:49
- just checking...
- Emily: 21:41:49
- heh
- God: 21:42:06
- well done everyone, and we should probably end the session here
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:42:10
- (music) (clap) Bravo all! (clap) (music)
- Ryu: 21:42:24
- Now I'm a level 3
- God: 21:42:31
- level 3?
- Emily: 21:42:33
- level 3 what?
- God: 21:42:36
- I don't think so...
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:42:43
- Now it's time for plonk and The Chaser! Yay!
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:42:48
- (d)
- Emily: 21:42:53
- meh
- Drake: 21:43:00
- hmph
- Emily: 21:43:00
- now i have no excuse not to do work
- Ryu: 21:43:01
- Didn't you say 1000 exp points?
- God: 21:43:06
- yeah
- God: 21:43:12
- but you're like, level 8 or something
- Ryu: 21:43:25
- Level 3/5
- God: 21:43:27
- yes in fact now you're level 9
- God: 21:43:35
- so you chose which level goes up - wizard or monk
- Ryu: 21:43:47
- next session or now?
- Emily: 21:43:51
- next
- Ryu: 21:43:55
- okay then
- God: 21:43:55
- next
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:44:02
- B'stard! I'm only about to become level 8. (envy)
- God: 21:44:03
- so we'll do all level gains next session
- God: 21:44:06
- heh
- Ryu: 21:44:06
- I'd like to see what's available to me though
- Emily: 21:44:15
- eager beaver
- God: 21:44:15
- well, we can do that over email
- God: 21:44:25
- it's all tiredness and pain over here you see
- Emily: 21:44:26
- when's next session?
- God: 21:44:31
- two weeks from today
- Emily: 21:44:37
- ah, k
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:44:44
- 31st May
- God: 21:44:46
- so Thursday the ... 31st may
- Emily: 21:44:47
- cant we pick a night that has better tv?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:44:50
- Day before my birthday!
- God: 21:44:56
- what do you mean by that Lotho?
- Emily: 21:44:58
- ooo
- Emily: 21:45:00
- nm
- God: 21:45:05
- have you been watching tv hwile playing?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:45:05
- I sense distractions
- God: 21:45:07
- tut tut
- Emily: 21:45:11
- any birthday plans emma?
- God: 21:45:14
- contemplates smiting options
- Ryu: 21:45:16
- Happy bday
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:45:21
- don't know yet.
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:45:33
- dancing of some sort should be involved (dance)
- God: 21:45:44
- really?
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:45:47
- Shall we retire then, kids?
- God: 21:45:52
- aye, lets
- God: 21:45:56
- thank you all for playing
- Emily: 21:45:56
- mmmkkk enjoy chaser
- Ryu: 21:46:01
- also, Gedo Senki is showing here
- God: 21:46:04
- see you on the next battle field, 2 weks hence
- Drake: 21:46:07
- [sorry, must run - real world is calling angrily]
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:46:11
- Good night, Lotho, Ryu and Drake (*)
- God: 21:46:11
- 2 weEks hence
- Ryu: 21:46:14
- bye Drake
- Ryu: 21:46:16
- Bye all
- God: 21:46:17
- Good night, mortals
- Drake: 21:46:17
- night all
- Emily: 21:46:19
- haha, bye leon
- Ryu: 21:46:27
- speak to you Emily about Sat
- Emily: 21:46:31
- (^)
- Ryu: 21:46:31
- or give me call if coming
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:46:39
- what ya doing
- Emily: 21:46:39
- will do :)
- Ryu: 21:46:41
- (^)
- Ryu: 21:46:47
- (emo)
- Emily: 21:46:51
- haha
- Emily: 21:46:53
- emo!
- Ryu: 21:47:00
- All is pain and cake.
- Emily: 21:47:09
- (hug)
- Ryu: 21:47:15
- hehe
- Emily: 21:47:15
- and bear hugs
- Ryu: 21:47:19
- true dat
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:47:25
- cute hug!
- Ryu: 21:47:30
- ok - see you all soon
- Emily: 21:47:41
- bye :)
- Oryndiel the Ponce: 21:47:44
- mata ne!
- God: 21:47:49
- bye
